Jack Humphrey
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| Jack Humphrey | ||
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| Background information | ||
| Birth name | Jack Michael Phillip Don Juan Maximus Tyraddatus Humphrey (Only On Tuesdays) | |
| Also known as | "J" |
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| Born | December 22, 1991 (age 15) | |
| Origin |  London, England |
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| Genre(s) | Instrumental Fundamental Dictatorship Christian Zionist Slap Bass Funk Wankery | |
| Instrument(s) | vocals, guitar(With Toes), Ukelele, keyboards, drums, percussion, | |
| Years active | 1991—present | |
Jack Humphrey is a remarkable human being, possessing superhuman powers of sarcasm and wit alongside his ablity to play the guitar with his toes to a professional level, often receiving standing ovations for his mastering and other words with master in them of the guitar. His interests including crow-scaring with his willowy frame, and waltzing with his grandmother. He also enjoys a fine wine with his favourite meal: sauteed peasant child.
