It Sticks Out Half a Mile

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It Sticks Out Half a Mile was a BBC Radio sitcom created by Harold Snoad and Michael Knowles as a sequel to the television war sitcom Dad's Army, for which Snoad and Knowles had written radio adaptations.

1 Origins
2 Second Version
3 Broadcast
4 Remakes
5 Episodes
- 5.1 Pilot
- 5.2 Series 1
6 External links

[edit] Origins

The original pilot episode, set in 1948, involved former bank manager and Home Guard Captain George Mainwaring (Arthur Lowe) deciding to renovate a decrepit seaside pier in the fictional town of Frambourne-on-Sea, only to find when applying for a bank loan that the manager of the local branch is his former chief cashier and Home Guard Sergeant Arthur Wilson (John Le Mesurier).

The pilot, recorded in 1981, was never transmitted and the master recording was apparently wiped, but co-writer Snoad kept a copy which he later returned to the BBC. A short excerpt was played on a documentary entitled Radio's Lost Property on November 1, 2003. The complete programme was included in a CD box set of Dad's Army radio episodes and was later heard on a BBC 7 compilation entitled Some of Our Archives were Missing on May 29, 2004. It is clear that the programme was not originally considered suitable for broadcast, because Lowe, who was unwell at the time, slurs his lines so badly he appears drunk. Lowe died in April 1982, but his widow had enjoyed the show and persuaded the writers to start again with a new cast.

[edit] Second Version

The new version involved Bert Hodges (Bill Pertwee), former ARP warden and nemesis of Mainwaring's Home Guard unit, approaching "stupid boy" and former Home Guard Private Frank Pike (Ian Lavender) with a proposal to renovate the pier at Frambourne. In order to finance this plan Pike has to approach bank manager Wilson (Le Mesurier), who just happens to be his "uncle" (publicly a friend of his mother's, in reality Pike's father), for a loan. Wilson suspects the only reason Hodges approached Pike was to get to the bank's money through him. Nevertheless, Pike and Wilson put aside their wartime quarrel with Hodges - more or less - and the renovation begins.

Some different actors were used for some of the minor parts, for example Mrs. Fox who was played by Mollie Sugden, and Mrs. Pike.

[edit] Broadcast

The series was first broadcast on BBC Radio 4 on November 13, 1983 and ran for 13 episodes. It was subsequently repeated again on BBC Radio 2, but an apparent mixup between different BBC departments resulted in most of the original masters being wiped.

It is probably fair to say that the series was not a high-water mark in BBC comedy, but nevertheless it did feature some of John Le Mesurier's last performances, and many listeners were shocked to discover that the BBC was still wiping material as late as the 1980s.

The BBC's Treasure Hunt has unearthed off-air recordings of a great many shows that would otherwise have been lost, including It Sticks Out Half a Mile, and the digital radio archive channel BBC 7 has broadcast the recovered copies of the series. Some of these are of variable quality, but according to a message on the BBC 7 message board better quality versions have now been located.

[edit] Remakes

After the radio series ended there were two attempts to remake the show for television with different casts. Neither was successful. The first attempt was Walking The Plank with actor Michael Elphick. The BBC decided not to commission a series, after the pilot was broadcast. Michael Knowles and Harold Snoad then went to Yorkshire Television where a seven episode series was made, much of it reworked radioscripts. Bernard Cribbins and Richard Wilson featured.

[edit] Episodes

[edit] Pilot

No	Title	Recorded	First broadcast	Overview
001	Pilot	Unknown	Not Broadcast

[edit] Series 1

No	Title	Recorded	First broadcast
002	The Business Proposition	1982-09-11	1983-11-13
003	The Bank Loan	1983-02-19	1983-11-20
004	Who Owned The Pier?	1983-02-23	1983-11-27
005	Inspecting The Piles	1983-02-23	1983-12-04
006	Pike In Love	1983-02-19	1983-12-11
007	The Friends Of Frambourne Pier	1983-02-26	1984-12-18
008	The First Meeting	1983-03-05	1984-01-01
009	Marooned	1983-03-08	1984-01-08
010	The Fancy Dress Night	1983-05-20	1984-09-11
011	The Builder	1983-03-05	1984-01-15
012	War Damage	1983-03-08	1984-09-04
013	The Pin Up Girl	1983-03-15	1984-09-18
015	Hidden Treasure	1983-03-15	1984-09-09