Isn't it Romantic

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“Isn't it Romantic”
The Golden Girls episode
Episode no. Season 2
Episode 5
Guest stars Lois Nettleton as Jean.
Written by Jeffrey Duteil
Directed by Terry Hughes
Production no. 029
Original airdate November 8, 1986
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"Isn't it Romantic" is the thirtieth episode of The Golden Girls.

[edit] Plot Outline

Dorothy's friend Jean, comes to Miami for a visit, but Dorothy decides not to tell Blanche and Rose that Jean is a lesbian. Meanwhile, having bought a new VCR, Sophia rents and watches dirty movies.

[edit] Memorable Quotes

  • Dorothy: Ma, did Jean sleep with you last night?
    Sophia: Dorothy, there are a lot of things I want to try before I die but that's not one of them.
  • (Sophia is watching a dirty movie)
    Dorothy: Hi, Ma. Whatcha watching?
    Sophia: I dunno, one of those Steven Spielberger movies.
    Dorothy: That's not a Steven Spielberg...what are they doing?
    Sophia: You know what they're doing. We had that talk when you were 12.
    Dorothy: Ma, we did not get a VCR so you could watch dirty movies!
    Sophia: This is not dirty. (pauses) Okay, maybe that was dirty.
    Dorothy: I'm turning this off.
    Sophia: Wrong button. That's fast forward.
    Rose: What are they doing?
    Blanche: I know what they're doing, but I've never seen anyone do it at that speed.
    (Dorothy presses another button)
    Sophia: No, that's reverse.
    Blanche: I did that once... it was his birthday.