User:I, Nerd
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A desripsion of the humanoid species known only as the nerd.
The Nerd is a speciese of humanoid life forums that lives in dark cold places. The most common of these is the basments of midwest America. They are extremly protective of there items most prevelently electronic devices.
There eating habits consist of mainly fast food and the carbonized drink know as Coca-Cola or "Coke" as it is refeard to by the nerd. The most prevelent food of the nerd is Pizza. This is beacause with todays modern chemical packed foods frozen Pizzas are extremely easy to make for the nerd. The chemicals that are contained with in the frozzen Pizza do not concern the nerd as he is an avide beleaver in technology.
The Nerd's most usfull and common tool is the personal computer or "PC" as they are refeard to by the Nerd. Nerds chose this for it's high power values. The computer allows anyone with the skill to access vast amounts of information at one time, communicate with others, play games, and perhaps most importantly hack into others for information or just to screw with them using there superior skills.
Nerds are know to go on for long tangents about any thing that interest them. Wether it be the technical aspects over technology or there the details of there favorite Science Fiction or "Sci-Fi" stories, movies, and shows. The ability of being able to have a knowledge of computers and technology in general that no one else has gives them a certain amount of pride and joy over others. This also leeds to the notion that they controle the world and will one day enharet the Earth.
Often missuderstood in a public setting and fealing out of place the nerd can suffer greatly. Although the more accomplished of them can and will use there intellegence and wit to outsmart the other stupider humanoids around them. The most common is eather talking very technically about a subject like quantem thery or something of that nature or running them around in circles with a problem.
When a Nerd is removed from his technology although he is hurt he will go on. Using his superior intellegence to compinsate for his lack of body strength to foredge on to build new technology to return to his pevious ways.
If you see a Nerd at any time do not approch them. They are extremely dangerous and can use there superior brain power to overload your cranial capacities and you will surley be confused and embaresed but also have a chance of dieing. Also never ever approch them in there naturely habbitate of you could stand the chance of being torn appart and never get between a Nerd and his technology. Remember its like a mother bair and her cubs. They do not like to be sepperated and will to what ever it takes to reconect with it.
Stay safe and Live Long and Prosper!!!
Comming soon a list of famous nerds. Keep your eyes out!!!
