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[edit] The Humongor

[edit] History

The Humongor was once a vibrant race of large, angry Canadians that roamed the country side. They frolicked in the tundra, they gorged in the woods, and hunted the young children of the city as a means of food. People lived in fear of the Humongor, they spoke of them in hushed voices and in deep, dark caves, lest they are heard by the beasts. It is said that they are as fast as ninjas and as lethal as pumas. Despite this, there was no way to predict what was bound to happen one fateful day.

On the eve of June 24th, the last known Humongor known to man was born in Hamilton, Ontario. They called him David, the mightiest of the Humongor. Even at a young age he showed promise. He stalked children like black people stalk unsuspecting white women. He was a prodigy among the Humongor tribe, and a prophet of their race. He ushered in a new age of Humongorism and brought about the "Child Hunt", a well known event throughout the ranks of the Humongor. Every Humongor was to hunt children of every creed and try to hunt the most out of any other Humongor. It was a well recieved event, and the beasts were once again happy.

However, there came a day when the great purge began. People rose up against the Humongor terror and fought back. They traveled to every corner of Canada in search of the mighty beasts with weapons so terrible, and an iron resolve not seen in many years. The people succeded in their quest, and not a Humongor was spared, except for one. David, The Mighty, a lvl 1000 elite Humongor, smashed, crushed, and throttled the foolish men.