User:Hoagie3000

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This user lives in, or comes from, Ohio.

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This user is a Buckeye.

This user has visited 34 of the 50 States.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys backpacking.

This user is a certified scuba diver

This user is an Eagle Scout.

This user is of Italian ancestry.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user is a carnivore.

This user is an audiophile.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark.

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

WC	This user never leaves a fellow crasher behind.

NTSC

This user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.

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This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

TPIR

This user watches The Price is Right!

This user is a fan of The Office!

FG	This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

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This user is a fan of all Law & Order series.

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