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Blocking is the removal of a disruptive user's influence on Wikipedia. This blocking delivery mechanism can used only once per target, largely because it's effectiveness leaves little target for a second strike. The weapon functions by creating a NPOV field in which ideas contrary to constructive writing are torn apart at the molecular level. These free subatomic particles continue to break up other molecules, effectively a form of nuclear fission. This creates a large fireball often mistaken for a conventional nuclear explosion that incinerates the user and their computer, thereby cauterizing the spread of their malicious intentions.

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Merging is the process of combining pages into a new, larger, and hopefully improved page. It is similar to moving or renaming pages, which may be used in conjunction with merging. Moving pages should be done with proper safety equipment, such as the mask shown here, and a double redirect repairer, preferably automatic. Merges should be done smoothly and carefully, because cruder forms can pose a hazard to the user and the workpiece. For this reason, moving and merging are restricted to users who are logged in and have minimal experience at other, less dangerous jobs.

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Administrators are users with special access privileges in order to make Wikipedia run smoother. They are often considered part of the Cleanup Crew and are ritually given mops upon promotion. The requirements for promotion are becoming stricter for unknown reasons. Speculation has it that tools such as blocking, protecting pages, and rollback are too powerful for new users. However, the rights and powers associated with administrators, despite the notion that it comes with responsibilities as well, has created a large number of administrators.

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