User talk:HammerHeadHuman

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Please click here to leave me a new message and I will respond here. I suggest temporarily watching this page. Additionally, If I wrote you a message on your talk page, please respond to me there.
Please SIGN your comments using ~~~~.
Similarly, when replying to a comment please begin with a  : or a * to separate the messages.


Archive 1: OCT 2006-FEB 2007



[edit] About your userpage

You write:

"HammerHeadHuman's knowledge and influence is so widespread and awe inspiring that it has led some to doubt whether HammerHeadHuman should be considered an individual, and not a collective grouping of genius minds (similar rumors were sometimes echoed regarding Shakespeare and Homer)."

These last three words are a link, not to articles about Shakespeare (my country's greatest playwright) and Homer (some cartoon character I think), but rather to an article on fraud. Surely Shakespeare wasn't a fraud? And does Homer even have the wit to deceive? I think we should be told...

best regs, -Mark 08:14, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

ahh, I understand how you could be confused: the Homer I refer to is not a cartoon, though he may as well be, he is the author of The Iliad and The Odyssey, and while some thought him a storytelling genius, I thought him kind of a bore. He talked too much and chewed with his mouth open. As for Billy Shakes, yes, I'm sorry to break your heart, but he was a fraud. Othello was actually based on a story I told him once about how I made a buddy of mine break up with his girlfriend by saying that she was cheating on him. The rest of his stories were actually written by his cousin Tito Shakespeare; Billy blackmailed him by saying that if he didn't get Tito's stories Billy was going to tell Tito's mum (Billy's auntie) that Tito dropped out of University. Needless to say, Tito's mum eventually found out, but it was too late: little fraud Billy already had the stories, and no one was going to believe a College dropout. - HammerHeadHuman (talk) 19:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
What a scoundrel! No surprise though: a guy who'd will his wife a second-rate bed is capable of anything -Mark 03:11, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome to VandalProof!

Thank you for your interest in VandalProof, HammerHeadHuman! You have now been added to the list of authorized users, so if you haven't already, simply download and install VandalProof from our main page. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me or any other moderator, or you can post a message on the discussion page. Betacommand (talkcontribsBot) 03:51, 13 March 2007 (UTC)