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[edit] Peter W***
 Peter W*** in full WoW Epic gear |
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| Full Name: | Petros Justina W*** |
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| Born: | January 16, 1979
Player Verus Enviornment Realm |
| Died: | Yeah, in real life too! |
| Religion: | Food-ism |
| Occupation: | Professional FPS-er |
| Nationality: | Warcraftian |
Peter W*** (January 16, 1979 - October 30, 2006) was a professional FPS-er, founder of the Warcraft Nation, and creator of the "Food-ism" religion. He is also famous for his murder investigation, which was recieved national attention. At a young age, he became a "professional" FPS-er, being quite good at it. Later in life, sailed out to an uninhabited pacific island and declared in the "The Glorious Nation of Warcraft". It was apperently named after the FPS he was best at. One of his final, and most famous, actions was establishing the religion of food-ism. Based around the concept of eating, it is currently the most followed religion in the world. Then, his murder occured, which would lead to a large federal investigation. Peter W***'s murder would go down in history as one of the most grousome murders to ever occur in America.
[edit] Famous Quotations of Peter W***
- "BLARGH!!!!!"
- "BBBLLLLUUUUUUUUU...!!!" (the approximated sound of vomiting)
[edit] Childhood
Not much occured during Peter W***'s childhood. We however know that he had one specific person in his childhood that he would remember his whole life. He looked up to this person as if they were god to him. Mrs. Regina Lu***, his high-school english teacher, apperently taught an extensive course on "FPS storyboard writing". This sparked W***'s interest in FPS's, and would effect him for the rest of his life. Some say Lu*** is responsible for inciting W***'s "uneccessary talking disorder". However, others say he was born with it.
Mrs. Lu*** apperently giving a presentation to her students about FPS's
[edit] Professional FPS-er
At age 17, Peter W*** was hired by a computer software company to test FPS's for them. He quickly climbed up the company ladder from "Part time tester" to a "full time Proffesional FPS-er". He became the company's best FPS-tester (despite the fact he was the company's only one), and test some 560 best-selling FPS's during his career. Then "Professional FPS-er" John Moff*** came along and took the job from W***. So, at age 23, after saving up some money, W*** bought a sail-boat and left for the open pacific.
[edit] "The Glorious Nation of Warcraft"
At age 23, Peter W*** left his life as a "professional FPS-er" to sail the open pacific. Apperently, he liked sailing. After a month on the open sea, he stumbled upon an uninhabited island. He claimed it for himself under the name "The Glorious Nation of Warcraft". Name and dedicated after the FPS World of Warcraft, he soon allowed other WoW player to come and live on the island. After 5 years, the Taiwanese Government claimed the land was theirs. Unfortunately, the WoW army of 5 computer geeks led by W*** was no match for the Taiwanese Military, led my Nick Ma***. W*** was kicked off the island, and he moved to Los Angeles, CA.
[edit] Food-ism
Once he was back in LA, W*** started preaching "Food-ism". In a nutshell, Food-ism is the relgion of eating food and absolutely nothing else. In a 5 year period, this small group of Food-ist grew into a congregation with 25 Million members accross the United States. It's "Pope", Dan Sm***, has credited W*** with founding what is currently the nation's most followed religion.
[edit] Death
On October 20, 2006, Peter W*** was reported missing from his Los Angeles home by good friend James Ma***, who stopped at his house that day to only find him gone. On October 30, 2006, a garbageman found W***'s dismembered body in a dumpster in Seattle, Washington. This brought the attention of Special Agent Kyle McKni***. After a rigorous investigation, McKni*** finally got a break in the case. He discovered that a radical protestor of Food-ism that lived in LA had recently gone missing from the area. The protestor, Taylor McC***, was known in LA for her hatred of W*** and Food-ism. McKni*** realized that McCabe owned an assualt rifle that matched the bullets used to kill W***. They had their killer. On November 25, a federal SWAT team raided a hotel room where McC*** was staying at. She was ultimately found guilty for the Kidnapping and Murder of Peter W***. The story was that McC*** broke into his home, kidnapped him, took him to Seattle, then took him in an alleyway where she shot him 60 times with a Military M-16A4 assault rifle, and then finally dumped his body in a dumpster.
[edit] Moral of the Story
- Food-ism kills!, also, don't let an angry Taylor McC*** get near you with an assault rifle!
