User:Glenmeyerowitz

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Glen Meyerowitz was born on January 4th, 1991. He has had an extraordinary life. In his short time on this planet, he has already accomplished more than most people are able to do in their entire lifetime. He is fluent in seven different languages, English, Spanish, French, Modern-Standard Arabic, Russian, Mandarin Chinese and Latin. He is also quite proficient in quite a few other languages. These include Italian, Portuguese, German, Dutch, Sanskrit, Urdu, Hindi, Bengali, Japanese, Korean, Mongolian, Turkish, Finnish, Hungarian, Swedish, Polish, Hawaiian, Swahili and Hebrew. One reason why Glen Meyerowitz has had such a profound life is due to events that take place in the future. Soon in the future, he will create a time machine, which allows him to travel back in time and make significant changes in his life in the past. These changes include giving him super intelligence, and making him amazingly good looking. In addition to being an extremely skilled polyglot, Glen Meyerowitz is a very skilled musician. From the time he was three months old, he has shown musical skill. At such a young age, he started singing, and due to his perfect pitch was a great singer. He can play nearly any musical instrument, except the didgeridoo. He is especially skilled at playing the piano, the clarinet, the bass-clarinet, the oboe and the bassoon. He can also play the guitar extremely well, the bass-guitar, the cello and the violin with amazing skill. Glen Meyerowitz is currently a sophomore at Northport High School, and is engaged to Shakira.

In the year 2012, an alien race will come to the planet Earth and enslave the entire human race. After a quick battle, the alien super ship quickly defeated the superpowers on Earth, and the people of planet Earth had no choice but to surrender to the will of the aliens. At this point, Glen Meyerowitz and his sidekick Lois Bladykas, set out to form a rebel group to save humanity. Most of the major cities were devoid of human life, because the aliens had forced most people to leave Earth and go work in mines across the galaxy. After some time, Glen and Lois realized that they were no match for the aliens, and decided instead to go back in time to prepare humanity for their imminent doom.