Gareth Keenan

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Gareth Keenan

First appearance	Pilot
Last appearance	Christmas Special Pt. 2
Information
Gender	Male
Age	Late 20s/Early 30s
Occupation	Assistant "to the" Regional Manager
Portrayed by	Mackenzie Crook
Created by	Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant

Gareth Keenan is a fictional paper salesman on BBC's 14-episode comedy The Office. He is portrayed in the series by Mackenzie Crook as a gaunt, self-important "team leader" proud of his lieutenant status in the Territorial Army who spends his days annoying Wernham Hogg coworkers with his steadfast enforcement of the rules and sucking up to boss David Brent, whom he views as a mate, though Brent often acts otherwise and corrects Keenan when he omits the "to the" in his job title: "Assistant to the Regional Manager". Keenan is, essentially, a humourless and pompous jobsworth.

1 Characteristics
2 Memorable quotes
3 External links
4 See also

[edit] Characteristics

Keenan flaunts his "team leader" status; despite deskmate Tim Canterbury pointing out that it's a meaningless job title entailing more responsibility for the same pay, he takes it very seriously. However, his attempts to throw his inflated sense of authority around the office rarely work, and it is clear that no one pays any attention to him. Canterbury plays endless pranks on Keenan such as hiding his computer, putting his stapler in jelly, gluing his phone so that the receiver cannot be picked up (and then phoning him up) and playing on Keenan's naivety by encouraging him to discuss warfare with language which could be interpreted as being homosexual in nature (e.g. 'taking a man from behind' could be interpreted in different ways).

Although Tim and Gareth are mostly willing to throw insults at each other over their desks, they and Dawn have displayed affectionate moments and seem to harbor an inner friendship as a trio.

Keenan has mentioned in one of the early episodes that his compact disc collection includes George Michael, Queen and the Pet Shop Boys. His favourite band is Mike and the Mechanics.

Wherever possible, Keenan points out how his military skills might come in useful in an office environment, such as how to kill a man with a single blow. Despite his experience in the Territorial Army, however, he exhibits a petty, selfish nature and looks physically weak. It's quite possible Gareth probably inherited his love for the military life from his father, who was also involved in the army some years ago. Keenan also enjoys kung-fu movies and he drives a Triumph TR3 which he bought for £1,200 and restored. The vehicle is now believed (by Gareth) to be worth around £3,000.

Despite the tough-going personality he displays, Keenan also appears to actually be very vulnerable and anxious. For example when David announces he'll have to be leaving Wernham Hogg, Gareth shortly afterwards enters his office and breaks down, beginning to cry. On his website he reveals that his has a big interest in reading horoscopes and is very close to his mother.

Following Brent's departure, Keenan is made regional manager of the branch, although he still seems to command little respect - Canterbury's latest prank is to lock his boss in his office, requiring a desperate phone call to the receptionist's desk for Keenan to secure his release. This is one of many pranks reprised in the American version of The Office and played on Keenan's counterpart, Dwight Schrute.

On the social side, Keenan enjoys some success with women, often in the local nightclub "Chasers", although his attempts to woo women with whom he works are rarely, if ever, successful. He has several close friends, "Jimmy the Perv" (who lives up to his name by repeatedly paying Dawn Tinsley £1 for kisses for Comic Relief, with increasing lasciviousness each time), 'The Ogmonster' (a very tall figure with astigmatism played by The Office co-creator Stephen Merchant) and "Fish Fingers".

A while ago it was thought that there would be a special episode where Keenan, Brent and his other fellow coworkers would feature in the American series of The Office on a possible business trip, however this seems to have been turned down due to either the availability of the cast members or perhaps that the writers are hesitant to produce another episode after such a long while since the series ended.

[edit] Memorable quotes

Gareth: "(Tim) put my stapler in a jelly again! That's the third time he's done it; it wasn't even funny the first time."
David: "Why's he done that?"
Gareth: "I once told him I don't like jelly. I don't trust the way it moves."
"Will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?"
"He threw a kettle over a pub. What have you done?"
"If people were rude to me, I used to give them their milk last so it was warm." - cited to Canterbury as proof by Keenan that people do respect the milk monitor at school
"That's one of the major arguments against letting homosexuals into the army. Will they be looking at the enemy, or will they be looking at me, going 'Oooooh, he looks tasty in his uniform?' " - Gareth explaining why homosexuals should not be allowed in the army
Gareth: "Get his wife to help."
Tim: "He doesn't have a wife."
Gareth: "All farmers have wives."
Tim: "Not this one, he's gay."
Gareth: "Well, then he shouldn't be allowed near animals should he?" - over-complicating a problem-solving puzzle involving a farmer who has to get a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain across a river.
"Hello...a fox and a chicken...bloodbath!"