User:Freezing the mainstream
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Freezing the Mainstream is a male from Glen Ellyn, IL.
He spends his free time playing the keyboard and writiting stories. He enjoys progressive metal, crossword puzzles, and the axe effect.
Needless to say, he's a pretty groovy cat. [citation needed]
...He also holds the Guinness World Record for largest mamallian penis. [citation needed][citation needed][citation needed]