User:Fin Meh Kel
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Bio: Fin is probably the greatest creation in the universe. He is feared by all because of his uberness and smexyness. He is also co-owner to Rpg Mainframe (http://z7.invisionfree.com/Rpg_Mainframe/). This is his story ..... The Chronicles of Fin
Chronicle I: The Beginning
Fin was a simple young boy who loved to play in sandboxes until a fairy came and brought him to rpg galaxy. However, Rpg Galaxy was not all fun in games like his sand box was. An evil man named Mike began to terrorize the land of fun, and killed all who came in his path. Soon mike had taken over all of the fun in the land except for one place. Canada. Fin in desperation, began to form a group that would use guerilla tactics against the large army of mike. Eventually he would create and operate "Operation Pwnage". Fin's rebels began to shell the shores of the once fun land of Rpg Galaxy, and soon they fought amongst Mike's empire.
But this was not all fun and games as more and more men and women became banned.
Eventually Fin and his rebels broke through, and found mike with a bullet in his head. His many allies along the way like the British tea drinker Josh, the young yet intelligent Az, and his best buddy, Quinn. Eventually, the server was changed to Rpg Nation.
Chronicle II: The Revolution
But all was turned to evil one day, as Josh began to remember his true goals in life, to take over the world under the English crown. However he forgot that you need an army, so he began to recruit people from the happy server, but that didnt work either. And so, he used a brainwash device, and it worked.
However one day, Lord Azrakel and Fin just realized everyone went crazy, and well kicked him out of his English takeover scheme. But that didnt work, because of josh's massive empire. Soon az and Fin began to battle against the evil red coats, in brutal 10 feet combat. Eventually josh forgot to bring his cannons, and got his ass handed to him by cannons, and his army got owned. But Josh with his mighty empire, created a device so powerful that it would shock the minds of well everyone. Well actually he just got some loser named nubs and asked him to launch the nuke, that would destroy the past and present. When the nuke launched, all information was destroyed, and everything was in ruins. After this, desperate and destroyed, they needed a new source of information and play land. And so Azrakel began a voyage for a strange new world, that would operate as a new rpg nation. Using his vast vaults of money, he paid for a vast expedition and colonized the new world, only to meet complete retards.
However, once colonizing this new world, Josh had returned. He began to recruit people to the dark side, and began the revolutions in the south, and called themselves "rpg revolution". Josh had a list of "to dos", however he was subsided from his brilliance, and instead nubs and others began to add in small things such as "Ability to marry cousins", and "Rape legalized". And so josh fought on, but realized he was with complete retards, and began his long pilgrimage to the north to the fun lands. In anger, many of his recruits began the flame wars. They cast out flames across the many farms and forests of the land, until josh recruited many of his brainwashed recruits back to Rpg Nation. The retarded leaders began to flee as Rpg Mainframe began to restore their great lands back to normal.josh was unevil again and The revolutions had ended.
Chronicle III: Dark Omens
In the sky, the bird flew across the sea with a snake in its beak. The signal of the dark omens of the aztecs. Azrakel when performing his practices of magic, became possessed by an evil demon and began to kill all in his path. However,a small group consisting of Fin,Chewackybaccy,the once evil josh and spudders one night decided that he had gone to far and began to put into place the final plan. Fin with his mighty Ban Cannon, managed to shoot Az and bring him to normal saving the day. However because of this event, he needed a cool name. However, that didnt work either, because the server name turned to Rpg Mainframe. And so, Fin with his crazy means now leads the people to glory.
Fin now plays lineage 2.
Chronicle IV: A New Hope
After months of solitude, Fin the great emerged from Lineage II, a fierce warrior of the Great Monkey sex tribe. He returned to Rpg Solista only to find gayness and more gays. THe most amount of gays ever recorded in history. Only a few straights remained, Kim, Jamie, Az and Josh. Weird omens appeared as Spud now dreampt of sleeping with Jesus Christ. Fin is now on a quest to fix the gayness of the community, worshipping the new goddess, Kim.
Chronicle V: Death
Fin after months, didnt do anything. Instead he just played Lineage II. After these months, terible omens appeared. People began to die off, bored of the once fun land, because they had no longer the magical imagination of Fin. Instead, Mike decided to run away to the south and recruit people and create his own land. Rai, the evil prick, decided to join his new crew by paying a fee of 8 dollars a month to gain command of a small colony in a dog shed. Josh urgently went to the world of Lineage II, and told Fin of these dark mishaps. Fin with his magical pixy wand, returned to the New world, only to find everyone dead and deserted. Now Fin, Josh and Azrakel must save the day once again in order to rebuild the once splendid Rpg Solista.
