Films considered the worst ever

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The films listed here have achieved a significant level of infamy through critical and popular consensus as being among the worst films ever made. The films listed have either been cited by a combination of reputable sources as the worst movie of the year, or been on such a source's list of worst movies. Examples of such sources include the Golden Raspberry Awards ("Razzies"), Roger Ebert's list of most hated films, and the Internet Movie Database's "Bottom 100" list.

Contents 1 Reasons for failure 2 Original films 2.1 B-movies 2.2 Star vehicles 2.3 Bad crossover 2.4 Poor comedy 2.5 Exploitation 3 Sequels, prequels, and remakes 3.1 Family films 3.2 Action movies 3.3 Other comedy films 3.4 Superhero/science fiction movies 3.5 Poorly executed adaptation 3.6 Other 4 Audience polls 5 References 6 See also 7 External links

[edit] Reasons for failure

Possible reasons for such low approval include:

• Poor writing or plot
• Poor direction or editing
• Poor acting
• Poor special effects
• Excessive hype
• Problems with and/or miscasting of actors in primary roles
• Overconfidence in gimmick (sequel, tie-in, cultural trend)
• Overreliance on leading actors' fame
• Overreliance on "shock value"

[edit] Original films

[edit] B-movies

While B-movies are not generally presented or accepted as fine cinema in the first place, some of the films from this genre have become known for being easily worse than others. Some of these are the result of filmmakers who could not perceive their own incompetence (examples of which include Ed Wood and Coleman Francis), or whose creative vision outstrips their technical or financial resources, such as Roger Corman. Other examples include many films featured on the television spoof show Mystery Science Theater 3000. In its 10-year run on television, this show brought many extremely obscure, poorly-made films into the public consciousness.

However, some B-movies have become cult classics, partly as a result of their peculiarities. Fans of low-budget cult films often use the phrase "so bad it's good" to describe movies that are so poorly made that they actually become an entertaining "comedy of errors." Unlike more mundane bad films, these films actually develop an ardent fan following who love them because of their poor quality, because normally, the bevy of errors (technical or artistic) or wildly contrived plots are unlikely to be seen elsewhere.

Glen or Glenda (1953)

A semi-autobiographical quasi-documentary about transvestism, starring and directed by Ed Wood. After a nightmarish dream sequence, Glen undergoes psychotherapy to help cure his affliction. Bela Lugosi appears in this film, as he did in several other Wood films during the twilight of his career. Many of Wood's fans and Leonard Maltin—who actually thought it was the worst movie ever made—insist that this was far worse than Plan 9 from Outer Space. In his book Cult Movies 3, author Danny Peary suggests that this is actually a radical, if ineptly made, film that presents a far more personal story than is contained in films by more well-respected auteurs. This film was included in the 2004 DVD documentary The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made.

Robot Monster (1953)

An Ed Wood-style science fiction film, originally shot and exhibited in 3D, featuring an actor dressed in a gorilla suit and what looks almost like a diving helmet. The film is listed in Michael Sauter's book The Worst Movies of All Time among "The Baddest of the B's". It is also featured in The Book of Lists' 10 worst movie list, in The Fifty Worst Films of All Time, and in the 2004 DVD documentary The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made. It was featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000^[1] and was a childhood favorite of author Stephen King.^[2]

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Plan 9 was labeled the "Worst Film Ever" by the Golden Turkey Awards. This movie marked the final appearance of Bela Lugosi. Wood idolized Lugosi, and before Lugosi's death, he shot several minutes of Lugosi extemporizing. This was then placed in the movie (and repeated several times). Lugosi's character was then played by Tom Mason, the chiropractor of Wood's wife at the time, who played his scenes holding the character's cape in front of his face. Wood was apparently undeterred by the numerous physical differences—such as height and build—that distinguished Mason from Lugosi; i.e., that Mason was nearly bald while Lugosi retained a full head of hair until his death. (Years later, one video distributor made light of this, adding the blurb "Almost Starring Bela Lugosi" on the tape box.) Due to difficulty in finding a willing distributor, the film was not released until 1959. The film has played regularly at the New Orleans Worst Film Festival. This film was included in the 2004 DVD documentary The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made. Plan 9 was also mocked on the television series Seinfeld, by Jerry in the episode "The Chinese Restaurant," where he said,

“

...this isn't like plans one through eight. This is plan nine; this is the one that worked! The worst movie ever made!

”

In 1994, Tim Burton directed Ed Wood which was loosely based on the trials and tribulations of making Plan 9. In the television series The X-Files, Fox Mulder watches Plan 9 whenever he needs to focus on a difficult problem, claiming that the film is so incredibly bad that it shuts down the logic centers of his brain, allowing him to make intuitive leaps of logic. In the 1996 edition of Cult Flicks and Trash Pics, the authors state that

“

...the film has become so famous for its own badness that it's now beyond criticism.

”

The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)

An incoherent film by Coleman Francis shot silently with added narration. It features a seminude prologue completely unrelated to the rest of the film, and a scientist turning into a monster played by Tor Johnson. Leonard Maltin's TV and Movie Guide calls it "one of the worst films ever made".^[3] Bill Warren said "It may very well be the worst non-porno science fiction movie ever made."^[4] Numerous amateur reviews of Plan 9 from Outer Space have cited this film as an example of something worse. Also featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Monster A Go-Go (1965)

A Herschell Gordon Lewis-directed film, Monster was begun as Terror at Halfday by Bill Rebane, who would later go on to make The Giant Spider Invasion (another infamous bomb); the film was left incomplete, only to be purchased by Lewis, who reportedly needed a second film to release on a double bill, and who shot some additional footage. The picture consists mostly of men sitting around drinking coffee and talking; the ending consists of a long speech by the narrator informing us that "there was no monster." All Movie Guide calls the film a "surreal anti-masterpiece".^[6] At one time it held the #1 spot on the IMDb Bottom 100. Also featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000.^[7]

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

When Martian children get to see Santa Claus only on TV, their parents decide to abduct Santa to make them happy. Like many others in this category, it has been featured in Mystery Science Theater 3000^[8] and holds a spot in IMDb's worst 100. Also cited on a 10-worst list in The Book of Lists, in The Fifty Worst Films of All Time, and in the 2004 DVD documentary The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made. It features an early screen appearance by Pia Zadora. The Canadian TV channel Space: The Imagination Station airs this film every Christmas as a "salute" to bad sci-fi. KPTS in Wichita, Kansas aired this on Christmas Eve 2005 as family-friendly entertainment.

Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)

A low-budget horror film made by El Paso fertilizer salesman Hal Warren. The film gained cult popularity by being featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000.^[9] It has held the #1 movie on the IMDb Bottom 100 repeatedly. Filmmaker Quentin Tarantino owns a rare 35 mm copy of the film, and has stated that it is his favorite "comedy".^[10] It also has a 9% rating at Rotten Tomatoes,^[11] and the one positive review linked on Rotten Tomatoes is for its Mystery Science Theater appearance rather than the film itself (which the reviewer, Mike Bracken, calls "unwatchable").^[12]

[edit] Star vehicles

Some films listed here starred A-list actors whom critics felt were either badly miscast, paired or grouped with other stars with whom they did not share viable chemistry, or cast in an otherwise poorly-made film that relied entirely on their star power.

Parnell (1937)

A bio-pic starring Clark Gable as Irish parliamentary leader Charles Stewart Parnell. Despite the fact that the only thing Gable and Parnell had in common was a moustache, he was chosen to play him after being named the "King of Hollywood" in an Ed Sullivan poll, and Myrna Loy was similarly miscast as his lover, having been named the "Queen of Hollywood." t only grossed $1.6 million upon release^{[citation needed]} and it was critically slated, and in 1978 made Michael Medved's list of The Fifty Worst Films of All Time. Gable's wife, Carole Lombard, teased him about it by placing Parnell publicity stickers throughout their home, and having leaflets printed out to be handed to passers-by reading, "If you think Gable is the world's greatest actor, see him in Parnell. You'll never forget it." Gable was ashamed of it, and required a great deal of persuasion before he agreed to play Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind.^{[citation needed]}

The Conqueror (1956)

A Howard Hughes-funded box-office disaster featuring John Wayne as Genghis Khan and the redheaded Susan Hayward as a Tatar princess. The movie was filmed in Utah downwind from an atomic testing range in Nevada and is often blamed for the cancer deaths of many of the cast and crew, including Hayward, Wayne, Agnes Moorehead,^[13] Mexican actor Pedro Armendariz and director Dick Powell (although according to an A&E Network Biography episode, Wayne also typically smoked five packs of cigarettes a day). The film appears in Michael Sauter's book The Worst Movies of All Time and made the ten-worst list in The Book of Lists. Hughes thought the movie was so bad that he bought up every copy (which cost him about $12 million), and he refused to distribute the film until 1974, when Paramount reached a deal with him. This would be the last film that Hughes would produce.

Che! (1969)

A bio-pic starring a tragically miscast Omar Sharif as iconic revolutionary Che Guevara, this made the decision to ignore the formative pre-Cuban revolution sections of Che's life as described in the autobiographical book The Motorcycle Diaries. It was criticised for Sharif's lacklustre performance, although Jack Palance's decision to play Fidel Castro as a comedic buffoon, its poorly shot action scenes, and cringeworthy dialogue also contributed in turning a bad film into a truly terrible one. This averaged 3.5/10 on the IMDb,^[14] When released in Argentina, some disgusted theatregoers threw Molotov cocktails at the screen.^[15]

Sextette (1978)

An adaptation of Mae West's Broadway musical of the same name is widely considered one of the most embarrassing sex comedies ever made, which Variety dubbed "a cruel, unnecessary and mostly unfunny musical comedy",^[16] as an overweight 83-year old (at the time of filming) West maintained her sex kitten role while uttering stale quips such as "I'm the girl who works for Paramount all day, and Fox all night", and who croaked a duet with new sixth husband Sir Michael Barrington (a 34-year old Timothy Dalton)--a disco rendition of "Love Will Keep Us Together". The film also featured embarrassing cameos by Ringo Starr, Tony Curtis, a makeup-less Alice Cooper singing Van McCoy's Next, Next while dressed like Elton John, and Dom Deluise warbling the Beatles' "Honey Pie".

Inchon (1982)

Although the movie had a cast of prominent stars, including Laurence Olivier (during the twilight of his film career, in which he had taken many critically panned roles due to his failing health), this war epic "won" four Razzies: Worst Picture, Worst Actor (Olivier), Worst Director (Terence Young), and Worst Screenplay. It was named Worst Movie of the Year by Esquire. This movie was also criticized for being financed and produced by the Unification Church, and Sun Myung Moon was a "Special Advisor" to the film. It has never been released on video or DVD.

Shanghai Surprise (1986)

This expensive flop starred newlyweds Sean Penn and Madonna, who won a Razzie for her performance. The film also caused Madonna's movie career to be failures as well, which includes The Next Best Thing, Body of Evidence and Swept Away which all nominated in various Razzle Awards categories. Two other Madonna films Who's That Girl? and A Dangerous Game are also critical failures.

Battlefield Earth (2000)

Based on the first half of L. Ron Hubbard's thousand-page novel of the same name, starring John Travolta. Heavily hyped by the Church of Scientology, it had the third worst 3,000-theater-plus opening weekend up to that time. More than one reviewer called the film "Travolting".^[17] Rob Vaux called the film a "crime against celluloid".^[18] Several describe the pain experienced while watching it.^[19] It has a 3% Rotten Tomatoes rating (listing 3 positive reviews out of 96).^[20] The film won seven Golden Raspberry Awards, including Worst Picture.^[21] In 2005, an eighth Razzie (for Worst "Drama" of Our First 25 Years) was awarded to the film.^[22]

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)

This action movie, starring Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas, was universally panned by critics, earning a rare 0% rating (with 103 reviews) on Rotten Tomatoes.^[23] Rotten Tomatoes editors also ranked the film as the worst-reviewed film listed on the website.^[24] Critics variously described the film as "A picture for idiots," "Boring to an amazing degree," "A fine achievement in stupidity and dullness," "Dreadful," "Gives new meaning to the word incoherent," and "the film is bad on just about every level." One critic even called it "Simplistic: Bullets Vs. Humans."^[25]

Swept Away (2002)

After director Guy Ritchie won critical acclaim for back-to-back British gangster flicks Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch, he went on to cast his wife, Madonna, as the female lead in a remake of 1974's Swept Away. It has a 6% rating at^[26] Rotten Tomatoes, an 18 out of 100 on Metacritic.com,^[27] and won five Razzies: Worst Movie, Worst Director, Worst Actress (tied with Britney Spears in Crossroads), Worst Screen Couple (Madonna along with Adriano Giannini) and Worst Remake or Sequel.^[28] It also went direct-to-video in the UK (Ritchie's home country and Madonna's adopted home.)^[29]

Gigli (2003)

A movie featuring Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck that was declared by many to be the worst movie of 2003. Originally a dark comedy with no romantic subplot, the producers demanded script rewrites throughout filming, hoping to cash in on the Lopez-Affleck romance that was big news in celebrity-watching publications of the time such as Us and People. This film only grossed $6 million, making it one of the biggest box office bombs of all time. Many especially avoided it because they thought that it was just a vehicle for the Lopez-Affleck relationship. Some reviewers dubbed the film "The ultimate turkey of all time"—perhaps aptly, considering one notorious scene in the film involved Lopez's character's sex talk to Affleck's character as she invited him to perform an act of oral sex: "It's turkey time." "What?" "Gobble, gobble." Winner of 7 Razzies (including 2005's Worst "Comedy" of Our First 25 Years^[30]).

Alexander (2004)

A largely anticipated motion picture on Alexander the Great that ended up as a critical and commercial failure in the United States (although it did well overseas). Director Oliver Stone released some alternate versions on DVD with moderately better reviews, but with its Razzie nominations, it failed to make a colossal mark.

Crossover (2006)

A basketball-themed movie featuring Wayne Brady as the main villain. Directed by Preston A. Whitmore II, Crossover had a cliche-filled script, did very poorly in the box office, and currently has a 0% rating at Rotten Tomatoes as well as a rating of as low as 1.3 on IMDb. It has also been featured on Rotten Tomatoes' "100 Worst Reviewed Movies of All Time" feature as #3.

[edit] Bad crossover

Sometimes stars in other fields, such as music, will attempt a movie career. If this works well enough the star can have a dual career in both fields, or move on exclusively to a film career. Other times, this turns out to have been a mistake and they often stop after the first try.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)

A "filmization" of The Beatles' 1967 album of the same name that starred Peter Frampton as the lead singer of the fictitious band whom The Beatles pretend to be on that album, and The Bee Gees as the figures in the front of the cover art. Typical numbers include Steve Martin singing "Maxwell's Silver Hammer", George Burns (82 years old when the film was released) singing "Fixing a Hole", and Barry Gibb singing "A Day in the Life". The only "high" of the movie would be an immensely stoned Aerosmith playing "Come Together". The Harvard Lampoon named it as the worst film of 1978. An editorial Amazon.com review says that "If it weren't for a couple of inspired performances...Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band would be definitively unwatchable." It was in the IMDb Bottom 100 at one point and scores 20% at Rotten Tomatoes.

Honest (2000)

British pop group All Saints sought to boost their careers by starring in a feature film. Directed by former Eurythmics member Dave Stewart, Honest was a black comedy set in swinging London in the late 1960s. The All Saints girls play three streetwise sisters who head 'up West' to rob and generally cause trouble.

Despite being promoted heavily at the 2000 Cannes Film Festival, the film flopped in its opening week in the UK, earning only $168,000 on more than 200 screens (compared with $4.4 million for Gladiator in its third week), resulting in it being pulled from most UK cinemas barely a week into its release. It received blistering reviews, with Peter Bradshaw of The Guardian ridiculing it as "the worst kind of rubbish, the kind that makes you angry you have wasted 105 minutes of your life." Due to featuring both of the Appleton sisters of All Saints dropping their tops, Honest has also been dubbed The All Saints Exposing Their Boobs Movie. The band split acrimoniously the following year.

Glitter (2001)

A semi-autobiographical movie about Mariah Carey in which she plays Billie Frank, a very thinly-veiled Carey-like performer. Critics universally panned it for seeming to be a vanity film intended only to enhance Carey's singing career. Carey had pushed for the project as early as 1997, but its release just ten days after the September 11, 2001 attacks, coupled with the poor reception of Carey's next album (her first since signing a $100 million recording contract), not only damaged Carey's career, but may have been a factor that drove her to a physical breakdown.^[31] Website Retrocrush commented, "Only Mariah Carey could play herself in a movie and fuck it up."^[32] Metacritic.com gave it a 14 out of 100,^[33] Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 7% rating^[34] and it earned five nominations^[35] and one "win" for Carey as Worst Actress^[36] at the 2001 Golden Raspberry Awards.

Crossroads (2002)

The Britney Spears movie received unanimously negative reviews, mostly panning Spears's acting ability. It received Golden Raspberry nominations for Worst Film, Worst Screen Couple, Most Flatulent Teen-Targeted Movie, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, and won the Golden Raspberry for the Worst Original Song, "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman."

From Justin to Kelly (2003)

American Idol finalists Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini star in this movie musical. It stayed in theaters for only two weeks before being released to stores on DVD six weeks later. It is clear that the film was rushed into production to capitalize on the popularity of the TV series American Idol. When asked about why she did the film, Clarkson told Time Magazine, "Two words: Contractually obligated!"^[37] On Metacritic.com, it has a score of 14/100 points;^[38] Rotten Tomatoes lists only 5 positive reviews out of 57 in total.^[39] As of April 2007, it is in the number eight position in the IMDb bottom 100 with a score of 1.8 out of 10. The film was awarded a special Razzie (for Worst "Musical" of Our First 25 Years) in 2005; however, it was nominated for four Teen Choice Awards. Stephen Holden of The New York Times wrote,

“

...for the panting masses of American Idol fans who imagine winning and going to live happily ever after in Lotusland, the message couldn't be clearer. You, too, might one day end up starring in the motion picture equivalent of Cheez Whiz.[40]

”

[edit] Poor comedy

Some comedic films fail because they are simply not funny. Sometimes they fail due to poor writing or acting, or because they just "try too hard." Other times they fail because of an attempt by a comedic actor to try something different or a non-comedic actor to attempt comedy. Finally, some "comedy" films cross into bad taste in their attempt.

Leonard Part 6 (1987)

Writer and star Bill Cosby appeared on various talk shows denouncing the movie and warning people against wasting their time or money on it. Scott Weinberg at DVD Talk said, "Movies this bad should be handled with Teflon gloves and a pair of tongs."^[41] It won three Razzies for Worst Picture, Worst Actor, and Worst Screenplay. Cosby accepted the awards in person, on the condition that they be made from 24-karat (100%) gold and Italian marble.^[42] This film was also one of Cosby's last forays into feature films before his semi-retirement from the silver screen. He followed the film up with Ghost Dad.

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! (1992)

A comedy starring Sylvester Stallone along with Golden Girls star Estelle Getty, about a cop whose elderly mother meddles in his life, to the point of going on raids and chases with him. The film won three Razzies: one each for Stallone and Getty, as well as for Worst Screenplay. It also has a 6% rating at Rotten Tomatoes.^[43] In a 2006 interview with Ain't It Cool News, Stallone himself referred to it as "maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we’ve never seen", that "a flatworm could write a better script", and "in some countries – China, I believe – running [the movie] once a week on government television has lowered the birth rate to zero. If they ran it twice a week, I believe in twenty years China would be extinct."^[44]

Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Of this Tom Green comedy vehicle, which he gave zero out of four stars, Roger Ebert wrote:

“

This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels... The day may come when Freddy Got Fingered is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.[45]

”

Tom Green was awarded five Razzies, including Worst Picture, for this film;^[46] he accepted the awards in person, arriving with his own red carpet to walk on and used his acceptance speech to mock and heap scorn on the audience, as well as the film. "I want to say I didn't deserve this... dear god, I want to say that." He was then forcefully removed from the stage after refusing to stop playing the harmonica.

The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)

This infamous Eddie Murphy film had its origins in the mid-1980s. The script went through numerous revisions, and sat unreleased for two years after filming was completed, until its release in August 2002. The movie cost $110 million to make and market, but earned just $7.1 million worldwide. A majority of critics lambasted the awful acting, terrible dialogue, and lack of humor. It was nominated for three Razzies: Worst Picture, Worst Actor (Murphy, who was also nominated for I Spy and Showtime), and Worst Director (Ron Underwood).^[47] Murphy did not promote the film upon its release. Pluto Nash has a 6% rating at Rotten Tomatoes.^[48]

Dirty Love (2005)

Written by and starring Jenny McCarthy, it "won" four Razzie awards, for Worst Picture, Worst Director (John Asher), Worst Screenplay and Worst Actress (McCarthy).^[49] It also has a score of 8% on Rotten Tomatoes.^[50] Roger Ebert said in his review, "On the basis of Dirty Love, I am not certain that anyone involved has ever seen a movie, or knows what one is," and on star Jenny McCarthy, he wrote, "I feel sorry for her."^[51]

King's Ransom (2005)

A Jeff Byrd directed kidnapping farce concerning greed, that starred Anthony Anderson. It is one of the few films to receive a 0% at Rotten Tomatoes^[52] and it ranked 23rd worst at metacritic's list of worst films.^[53] One review joked that being gagged and tortured would be more amusing.

Zoom (2006)

Former superhero Jack (Tim Allen) is called back to work to transform an unlikely group of ragtag kids into superheroes at a private Academy. The film's release was held up due to a lawsuit filed by Fox and Marvel Comics, who claimed it plagiarized the X-Men film series (it was originally scheduled to be released two weeks before X-Men: The Last Stand).^[54] It currently holds the 70th spot on IMDb Bottom 100 with a rating of 2.3/10 (as of March 31st 2007).^[55] The film also holds a 0% critic ranking at Rotten Tomatoes.^[56]

[edit] Exploitation

Filmmakers sometimes try to use the overuse of censor-worthy content as a means to draw in curious film-goers (an example of the marketing technique commonly known as shock value). When executed poorly, this method can backfire. These films are commonly cult classics, however, as the over drawn scenes of nudity, death, and violence and/or gore are often poorly executed to a point of humor. Such films include:

Showgirls (1995)

A large amount of hype was put behind promoting the sex and nudity in this NC-17 film, but the results were critically derided.^[57] Most of the hype revolved around the film's star, Elizabeth Berkley, who only two years before had been one of the stars of the teenage sitcom Saved by the Bell (in which she played a young feminist who would, ironically, despise the objectification of her character in this film). The film won seven of the thirteen Razzie Awards for which it was nominated. It possibly ruined the career of Elizabeth Berkley, and the writer, Joe Eszterhas, has had difficulty living down the embarrassment as well. The film, however, has garnered a cult following over the years. The edited R-rated version removes much of the gratuitous nudity and replaces it with story elements that make the plot understandable. In a bold move, superstation TBS broadcast the film on television in their prime time schedule, but added digitally animated solid black underwear to hide breasts and genitalia.

[edit] Sequels, prequels, and remakes

Often, an attempt is made to capitalize on the popularity of a successful film by making a sequel (or prequel), or if the film is old enough, remaking the movie altogether. These films often do not live up to their predecessor. Some factors resulting in poor performance are:

• Budgetary constraints
• The film may not feature the same stars
• The film may not be made by the same filmmakers
• A lack of interest in furthering the story of the predecessor

While they are usually considered simply inferior to the original, others end up being poorly done movies in and of themselves and in this way sometimes taint the very film they were meant to emulate or continue.

[edit] Family films

3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)

The fourth 3 Ninjas movie—and universally considered the worst of the series^{[citation needed]}—starred none of the original actors, excluding a near-cameo role by Victor Wong, and was directed by tween-friendly director Sean McNamara. The film also starred Hulk Hogan and Loni Anderson. The movie has zero positive reviews at Rotten Tomatoes,^[58] is the 15th worst movie (with a score of 1.9 out of 10) as rated by the users of IMDb^[59] as of April 1, 2007, and grossed only $375,805 domestically.^[60]

SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

Although the original movie was not well received, this sequel inspired many critics to add it to their list of the worst movies ever. It was '#1' on the IMDb bottom 100 for a few months (as of April 1, 2007, it has moved to #7), and had a 0% rating at Rotten Tomatoes.^[61] A third movie, Baby Geniuses 3, is currently in production.^[62]

Son of the Mask (2005)

This sequel to the Jim Carrey movie The Mask, without Jim Carrey, is #26 on the IMDb Bottom 100 list as of April 1, 2007 and had a 4% rating at Rotten Tomatoes.^[63]

Yu-Gi-Oh! the Movie: Pyramid of Light (2004)

Also known in Japan as Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Pyramid of Light (遊戯王デュエルモンスターズ 光のピラミッド, Yūgiō Dyueru Monsutāzu Hikari no Piramiddo?) is an anime film based on the Yu-Gi-Oh! franchise. The movie got mix reviews from fans and movie web sites . The movie is #22 on the IMDb Bottom 100 list as of April 7, 2007 [79] . The movie also have a 5% at Rotten Tomatoes.[80]

[edit] Action movies

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

The fourth and final film in the Jaws series completely ignores the events of the preceding and more successful Jaws 3-D, and instead uses a plot involving a shark seemingly plotting to murder the surviving members of the Brody family. At the end, the shark is heard to "roar" repeatedly (which is physically impossible) before being hit with a sailboat driven by Sheriff Brody's wife and exploding. It was nominated for the Worst Picture award in the 1987 Golden Raspberry Awards, and won an award for "Worst Special Effects." It has a 0% rating at Rotten Tomatoes.^[64]

Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)

Sequel to Speed, starring Sandra Bullock (reprising her role from the previous movie), Jason Patric, and Willem Dafoe and notably not starring Keanu Reeves of the original film. Speed 2 was both a critical and box office flop. It received a "BOMB" rating from Leonard Maltin; in his Movie and Video Guide, Maltin comments "Did anyone read the script before signing on for this one?" The film was nominated for eight Razzies and won for Worst Remake or Sequel. It currently has a 23 out of 100 rating on Metacritic.com^[65]

Basic Instinct 2 (2006)

A sequel to the critically acclaimed 1992 thriller Basic Instinct starring Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas. Basic Instinct did well at the box office, while the sequel flopped, and "won" four Razzie awards, among them Worst Picture, Worst Actress (Sharon Stone), Worst Sequel and Worst Screenplay. It was also nominated for Worst Supporting Actor (David Thewlis) and Worst Screen Couple, those nominees being "Sharon Stone's lopsided breasts." While being panned by critics, it was dubbed as "Basically, It Stinks, Too," a nickname which quickly caught on. It also boasts a 7% rotten rating at Rotten Tomatoes.^[66]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

A sequel to the 1995 Mortal Kombat film. The cast was almost entirely different with only Robin Shou (Liu Kang) and Talisa Soto (Kitana) returning to reprise their roles from the first film. The movie was much less well-received than its predecessor. Though it still possessed the visual spirit of the first movie, it greatly lacked the level of authenticity in both special effects and fight choreography. Additionally, Annihilation suffered from an overtly large and homogenous cast, employed to depict as many Mortal Kombat characters as possible, with a subsequent drop in characterization; in fact, several characters (i.e. Noob Saibot) make only unidentified cameo appearances.

[edit] Other comedy films

Caddyshack II (1988)

The sequel to the critically acclaimed 1980s comedy Caddyshack took home two Razzies for Worst Original Song and Worst Supporting Actor (Dan Aykroyd), and nominated for two others including Worst Picture. It holds a 0% from 8 critics at Rotten Tomatoes^[67] and a rating of 3.3 out of 10 on IMDb.^[68] The film was also listed on ESPN Page2's "Worst Sports Movies Ever" at number 4,^[69] in contrast to the original Caddyshack being listed at number 8 on the "Top 20 [Best] Sports Movies of All-Time".^[70] Caddyshack II continues to appear on numerous worst movies ever and worst sequels lists including a number 2 spot on the Entertainment Weekly list of Worst Sequels Ever.^[71]

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

A follow up to the 1999 sleeper Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, Rob Schneider reprises his role as the inept gigolo who travels to Amsterdam to see his friend, T.J. The critically reviled film just broke even on its $22 million budget at the U.S. box office before bombing overseas. The film became the subject of a heated debate between star Schneider and movie critic Patrick Goldstein, who wrote an article about studios producing terrible movies, citing this film as one of its examples. In January 2005, film critic Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times said in an article that Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo was overlooked for an Academy Award because "nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic."

Schneider responded two weeks later with full-page ads in Daily Variety and The Hollywood Reporter where he said

“

Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind ... Maybe you didn't win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven't invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who's Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers... Most of the world [has] no idea of your existence. I can honestly say that if I sat with your colleagues at a luncheon, afterwards they'd say, 'You know, that Rob Schneider is a pretty intelligent guy' ... whereas, if you sat with my colleagues, after lunch, you would just be beaten beyond recognition.[72]

”

Film critic Roger Ebert responded to Schneider saying

“

Reading this, I was about to observe that Schneider can dish it out but he can't take it. Then I found he's not so good at dishing it out, either. I went online and found that Patrick Goldstein has won a National Headliner Award, a Los Angeles Press Club Award, a RockCritics.com award, and the Publicists' Guild award for lifetime achievement. Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks. But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" while passing on the opportunity to participate in "Million Dollar Baby," "Ray," "The Aviator," "Sideways" and "Finding Neverland." As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.[73]

”

National Lampoon's Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj (2006)

This sequel to the 2002 sleeper hit Van Wilder has Kal Penn reprising his role as Taj, but does not feature Ryan Reynolds as the main character of the original. The movie flopped at the box office, only earning slightly over $2.3 million in its opening weekend. The movie shot up to #1 on the IMDb worst movies list, but has since changed to #83 with a 2.5/10 rating as of April 1, 2007. It also has a 5% rating at rottentomatoes.com.

[edit] Superhero/science fiction movies

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)

This is considered to be the weakest entry in the Star Trek film franchise. The creator of the franchise, Gene Roddenberry, considered this movie to be "apocryphal at best", regarding it as non-canon.^{[citation needed]} In addition to a weak premise, it contained several plot points that contradicted the previously established fictional Star Trek history. Directed by William Shatner, some critics saw it as an "ego vehicle" for Shatner.^[74] This movie managed to win the 1989 Razzie Award for Worst Picture, beating The Karate Kid Part III and Road House.

Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)

Upon release, this film was met with harsh criticism by both critics and audiences. Fans of the original film were less than pleased with the concept of Immortals being aliens from Planet Zeist and with the revival of Ramirez, whose dramatic death scene in the previous film was considered among its highlights.^{[citation needed]} Highlander II's apparent failure has been seen by some as a result of the bonding company's interference with the work of director Russell Mulcahy,^{[citation needed]} who personally hated the final product so much he walked out of the film's world premiere after viewing its first 15 minutes.^{[citation needed]} For similar reasons, Christopher Lambert threatened to walk out of the project when it was nearing fruition, but he didn't, due to contract obligation. Roger Ebert said famously that Highlander II: The Quickening was "almost awesome in its badness."^[75]

[edit] Poorly executed adaptation

Many directors successfully adapt a book, play or story from another medium into a film. While a perfect conversion is never possible, some attempts take far too many liberties with the original story, frequently with disastrous results to the final film and the director's reputation.

Howard the Duck (1986)

One of the biggest box office bombs in cinematic history, very loosely based on the Marvel Comics character created by Steve Gerber and starring Lea Thompson, Tim Robbins, and Jeffrey Jones, in which only the two central characters are retained and look (somewhat) but don't behave similarly to their comics counterparts. Executive producer George Lucas disowned it shortly after its release. In his Movie Guide, Leonard Maltin calls the film a "hopeless mess of a movie." The film was also among Siskel and Ebert's picks for the "Worst Films of 1986." The film was adapted by Willard Huyck and his wife Gloria Katz and directed by Huyck, with no input from Gerber, who supported the film only until it did not succeed, seeing that his taste and the public's often did not mesh, and that they did about this film. Huyck and Katz were once considered "luminaries",^[76] but have not made a film since.

Catwoman (2004)

Ostensibly based on the DC Comics character and starring Halle Berry in a film that resembles next to nothing of its source material. In the movie Catwoman has super powers, which she lacks in the comics. Her lycra suit was replaced with slashed leather pants, a bra, and a mask-cap, and she leaps from rooftop to rooftop in spike heels (her suit mysteriously gets skimpier as the movie progresses). As the movie character differs so widely from her comic source, the character has been cited as "Catwoman In Name Only".^[77] One of the choice fighting scenes makes use of a face beauty cream that when applied gives the wearer invincibility. It has a 9% rating at Rotten Tomatoes,^[78] and was declared "arguably the worst superhero film ever made" by the Orlando Sentinel. The Florida Times-Union (Jacksonville) put it more bluntly:

“

Me-ouch!

”

Winner of four Razzies for Worst Picture, Worst Actress, Worst Director (Pitof), and Worst Screenplay.^[79] In a rare move, Berry sportingly accepted her Razzie in person (with her Best Actress Oscar in hand), and in her acceptance speech she said,

“

First of all, I want to thank Warner Brothers. Thank you for putting me in this piece of shit, God-awful movie... It's just what my career needed.

”

Her statement was received with great applause and laughter.^[80]

Alone in the Dark (2005)

When this Uwe Boll directed movie—loosely based on a series of video games by Infogrames/Atari—was released in January 2005, critics panned it for a variety of reasons, including poor script and production values, overuse of slow-motion and quick cuts to optimize the gory content, almost no connection to the game, and bad acting. One review said the movie was "so poorly built, so horribly acted and so sloppily stitched together that it's not even at the straight-to-DVD level."^[81] This movie received 1% at Rotten Tomatoes^[82] and is regularly on the IMDb Bottom 100.^[83] Critic Rob Vaux states that this movie is so bad that "the other practitioners of cinematic drivel can rest a little easier now; they can walk in the daylight with their heads held high, a smile on their lips and a song in their hearts. It's okay, they'll tell themselves. I didn't make Alone in the Dark."^[84] Screenwriter Blair Erickson wrote about his experience dealing with Boll and his original script, which was closer to the actual game itself, and Boll's script change demands at SomethingAwful.com.

Carnosaur (1993)

A horror film movie loosely based on novel by Harry Adam Knight was released in May 1993 the movie got a ton of mixed reviews from critics and fans of the novel. The movie was criticed for poor script, bad acting, poor special effects and almost no connection to the novel. The movie received 11% from Rotten Tomatoes [81] . The movie got a 3.7/10 from IMB [82] and the move got a C- from Yahoo users [83] . The sequels got even worse reviews [84] , [85] .

[edit] Other

Staying Alive (1983)

Sequel to Saturday Night Fever, directed by Sylvester Stallone and starring John Travolta. Panned by critics despite bringing in $68 million at the box office, the film was ranked the Worst Sequel Ever by Entertainment Weekly^[85] and it has a 0% rating at Rotten Tomatoes^[86] The film was nominated for two Razzies, including Worst Actor (Travolta) and Worst New Star (Finola Hughes).

You Got Served (2004)

This dance movie starring B2K was a minor success at the box office, but became the butt of many jokes throughout 2004. Almost immediately, the movie was ranked #1 on IMDb's Bottom 100, and still retains a very high spot on that list to this day. The South Park episode "You Got F'd in the A" mocked the film.

[edit] Audience polls

According to the IMDb's polls, as of April 4th 2007, the top ten worst rated movies are:

1. Anne B. Real
2. Crossover
3. The Hillz
4. Snowboard Academy
5. Bottoms Up
6. Going Overboard
7. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2
8. From Justin to Kelly
9. Car 54, Where Are You?
10. Santa with Muscles

Note: This list is in a constant state of flux.

[edit] References

[edit] See also

• The Fifty Worst Films of All Time
• Golden Raspberry Awards
• Mystery Science Theater 3000
• Alan Smithee
• Schadenfreude

[edit] External links

• IMDb Bottom 100
• The Bottom 200 at everyonesacritic.net
• Rotten Tomatoes
• Roger Ebert
• Golden Raspberry Awards
• Metacritic: Worst-Reviewed Movies
• Cinema de Merde: Reviews and essays on bad and cheesy movies