FC Porter

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Founded in 2001, FC Porter are a Dublin based 'soccer' team renowned for their inability to defend corners and total trophy haul of zero. Star players include Mark 'Fat Mal' McGrath, Brian 'The Hoop' Holohan and Brian 'The Glue' Lonergan.

Brian 'The Glue' Lonergan once went 117 consecutive matches without even a shot on target. It wouldnt be as comical if he wasn't a striker.

Comerton is by far and away the least committed and worst player ever to put on the jersey. Piano Bird is by far and away the best person ever to put on the jersey.

Mark "I'm our best striker" McGrath once cost them promotion by missing a penalty.

FC Porter are currently on a late run for the Division 3 title thanks to a certain Mr Shapes being on honeymoon.

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