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[edit] Homophones

[edit] gospel

gospel -> go spell

Spelling is the act of "removing meaning by taking the writing even more literal" and the complement is, of course, "the act of adding meaning by taking the writing less literal".

[edit] Enigma

Enigma -> E + nick + mal -> E do nod -> "It is an error to nod through all in-tuitions" (also homophone to: do not).

The Enigma was the encryption machine of Nazi_Germany. "E nick mal" ist the decryption strategy for YHVH in-tuitions.
Also:
  • Many churches rest on a crypt -> "The church is built on sth. that is encrypted" ¹
  • The dead are brought into the crypt -> "The dead have escaped the encryption".
¹) As the literal interpretations are not invalidated by decryption you only add possible interpretations by decryption, however. ²
²) anything that does not make sense is still to be treated with scepticism (see Metanoeite), no matter if it is literal interpretation or decrypted interpretation.

[edit] Hare Krishna

Hare Krishna : Haare {de} + kriesch {de} + na {de} -> hair + get / gain + no! -> Thoughts about preventing greed (or evil)

By singing "Hare Krishna" it becomes music. Following this in-tuition accomplishes very little. You remind people who already understand the YHVH language of an important concept. Translating this from the YHVH language you would probably aim to build a system [of rules] that prevents greed (see World Youth Day 2005).

[edit] Abrahamitic

abrahamitic religions -> ham eat

Muslims do not eat ham but ham is an unnecessary specialization of mammalian meat (which still might be too specialized).

[edit] Lemming

lemming -> learning

You should be learning, not lemmings.
Following trends (fashion trends, car model changes) is lemming behaviour, except when motivated by intelligent reasoning, of course.

lemon tree (A song by Fool's Garden)

Lemming tree: The decision tree (or technology tree) of lemmings.

[edit] Consumerism

consumerism -> communism

[edit] God shuffled his feet

God shuffled his feet (A song by Crash Test Dummies)

God shuffled his feats: The precedent (of your feats) returns to you (the species).
also: "He gathered up some people he had made" or "He gathered up some people he had met"?
(both are equally possible, there's no additional information here)

[edit] Jesus Christus

Jesus Christus Yes Us, Kriegst {de} (get) du's? {de} (you).

"Yes us, do you get it?": Appreciating and supporting living in a community.

[edit] Mary Magdalene

Mary Magdalene Mag' + da + lehna {de} -> marry. like to lean on [her].

22 July: Pi Approximation Day, feast day of Mary Magdalene.

[edit] vary

vary vs. wary

"You should be wary of making the wrong decisions" vs. "You should vary your decisions" (which is what can happen when you follow in-tuitions without sufficient reflection: You mutate earlier actions taken or contemplated by others).

[edit] it's nuts

it's nuts vs. eat nuts

A hint on a fruitarian diet. The fruitarian, is, in my opinion, a demand that is too strong, so it may appear to be ridiculous; believing this to disqualify vegan or other vegetarian diets, however, would be a logical fallacy (Appeal to ridicule).

Eat whale? Nuts! -> eat Walnut.

[edit] objectify

objectify vs. being objectiv (connotation: unbiased)

Objectifying people instead of being objectiv towards other people.

[edit] duck

duck -> Ente {de} -> NT -> New Testament

Example: Being ab-duck-ted by aliens.

[edit] Selfkantbahn

Selfkantbahn -> Self + Kant + Bahn {de} ("einen weg bahnen" {de} -> "to pave the way")

either: "To pave the way to Kant yourself."
or: Elf + Kant + ahn {de} (ahnen {de} -> to guess)

[edit] muellermilch

muellermilch : muell + er + milch -> trash he [drinks] milk.

A vegan (or, at least, non-lacto vegetarian) statement

[edit] NTV

NTV : NT Wie {de} -> Ethics How? (Is a TV channel)

A suggestion to ponder advanced ethics.

[edit] Sodom and Gomorrah

Sodom and Gomorrah : Saudumm¹ {de} and Go-more -> stupid and greedy.

¹) "saudumm", literally translated, means pig-stupid. It is a human precedent to consider pigs to be very stupid. No information about the actual intelligence of pigs can be deduced from the use of this word.

[edit] Omega-3 fatty acids

Omega-3 fatty acids : Omega-3-Fettsäure -> Om egal {de} + try + fett & sauer {de} -> "Who doesn't care about (the teachings of) Om becomes fat and sourly".

[edit] Kugelschreiber

Kugelschreiber {de} (biro {en}) = Kuh-Gel-Schrei-Bär : Kuh (cow) - Gel (gel) - Schrei (cry) - Bär (bear).

"Turning cows into ground meat (gel) is the act of a predator (bear) and will lead to sorrow (cry)".
(The Hitchhiker's Guide mentions that a lot of biros get lost but it fails to explain what it means.
It means "let it¹ be").
¹) the act of turning mammals into (ground) meat.
also: Kugelgrill {de} = globe grill.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy mentions the problem of disappearing biros in book one:
"There followed a long period of painstaking research during which he visited all the major centres of biro loss throughout the galaxy and eventually came up with a quaint little theory which quite caught the public imagination at the time."

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YHVH language description: Homophones