User:Fasten/YHVH/Dictionary/beine
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- [During the 1st Zulu War (1879) in
GlasgowNatal, a doctor attends to a patient whose leg is, er… missing.] - Dr. Livingstone: Well, this is nothing to worry about.
- Perkins: Oh, good.
- Dr. Livingstone: Eh, there's a lot of it about — probably a virus.
- . . .
- Perkins: So, it'll, uh… it'll just grow back again, will it? [1]
- Dr. Livingstone: Ah… I think I'd… better come clean with you about this. It's, um… it's… not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call "very, very small". So small, it could not possibly have made off with the whole leg. What we're looking here for is, I think — and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear — is some multicellular life form with stripes, huge, razor-sharp teeth about eleven foot long, and of the genus felis horribilis — what we doctors, in fact, call a tiger.
beine : buy + nee -> "don't buy it" [2]
- translations: legs
- [1] The patient who's leg is missing believes (buys) that it has been lost to a virus.
- [2] which requires education and thoughtfulness.
bein : be in (the house)
- which, of course, requires not to buy the unethical concepts outside.
