User:Falcotron

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The falcotron is the antiparticle or the antimatter counterpart of the ladytron (also known as the Jeanny). The falcotron has an electric charge of +210, a spin of 1/2, and the same mass as a ladytron. When a low-energy falcotron annihilates with a ladytron, their mass is converted into the kinetic energy of two gamma ray photons. As Falco is an emotional guy (he's got tears in his eyes), this is quite common.

Falcotron is a pseudonym for Andrew / Laurence Payn Barnert, a C++/C/Python codemonkey (stop calling me "software engineer," damnit!), musician, and DJ in San Francisco. (Note that everyone in the Bay Area is at least two of the above.)

Most likely, any Wikipedia edits will be caused by the latter.

And now, because I'm bored:

Name This user's name is Andrew Barnert.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
This user lives in San Francisco.

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This user enjoys electronic music.
This user is a softsynth player.
This user is a code monkey.
C++ This user can program in C++.
C This user can program in C.
py This user is a Python programmer.
This user hacks happily with Emacs.
Emacs This user is interested in the Church of Emacs.
P2P
This user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.
This user uses Azureus.
nap This user has used Napster in the past, back when it was free.
gk This user is a geek.
This user runs Mac OS X.
This user contributes using a PDA.
winXP This user regretfully contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
OSrc This user contributes to Open Source Projects.
This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless internet connection.
This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
KitH This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.
This user enjoys reading anything.
SHORT STORY This user has had one of his/her short stories published.
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