User:Elipongo

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Elipongo
Working, Editing, Bicycling
Ready for a bike ride!
Ready for a bike ride!
Name: Elias Friedman
Gender: Male
Birth date: September 5, 1969 (age 37)
Birthplace: Mount Sinai Hospital, Hartford, Connecticut Flag of United States United States
Location: Ellington, Connecticut
Marital status: Single & looking for my bashert.
Occupation: Paramedic
Employer: Ambulance Service of Manchester
Education: A.S. Mechanical Engineering
College: Manchester Community College
University: University of Connecticut
High school: Ellington High School
Religion: Modern Orthodox Judaism
Politics: Neoconservative Republican
Aliases: Elipongo
Contact info
Blog: Elipongo's Blog
E-mail: elipongo@gmail.com
AIM: Elipongo
GTalk: Elipongo
Interests
Elipongo Subpages
My Sandbox, /Userboxes
Userboxes
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.



You should know that...
en This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is Jewish.
This user observes Shabbat.
This user is nocturnal.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let him or her know.


My linguistic ability
US This user uses American English.
he-0 משתמש זה אינו מבין עברית (או מבין אותה בקשיים ניכרים).
la-1 Hic usor simplice latinitate contribuere potest.


What I am
This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.
This user is male.
This user is Single.
This user is nearsighted.
This user suffers from Astigmatism.
X This user is a member of Generation X.
This user is heterosexual.
This user is not a biological parent.
This user is right-handed.
A This user is an adult.
sane This user is relatively sane and will not stab you when you sleep


What I do
This user is an EMT-Paramedic.
Image:Bicycle-icon.png This user is a bicyclist.
This user overuses userboxes.
Image:WikiGnome.png This user is a WikiGnome.
This user tracks his or her money on Where's George?
This user releases books at Bookcrossing.


What I believe
This user is not afraid of being wrong.
This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.
This user is a committed advocate of democracy.
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
This user believes in Pro-Life.
This user is a skeptic.
GOP This user supports the U.S. Republican Party.
This user is against the War on Drugs.
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.
This user believes that
life is good
This user supports concealed carry laws.
This user is a masculist.


Location data
This user lives in or may hail from New England.
This user lives in or is from Connecticut.
This user grew up in a rural area.
Indep home This user lives on his/her own.
This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.
This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

3
This user has set foot in 3 continents of the world.

6
This user has set foot in 6 countries of the world.
This user's time zone is EST.


How I behave
This user does not smoke.
This user is drug-free.
This user observes Shabbat.
This user observes the dietary laws of Kashrut.
This user is an omnivore.
This user is NOT known for taking himself too seriously.
DGAF This user does not give a fuck and as such will respond to comments with apathy.


My presense on the web
@ This user can be reached by email at elipongo@gmail.com.
G
talk
This user's Google Talk screenname is elipongo.
B This user keeps a weblog at Blogger as elipongo's blog.
This user has a profile on MySpace as elipongo.
This user has a page on Wikitravel.


My resources
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.0
This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
NOTEPAD.EXE| This user contributes using Notepad.
This user contributes using a laptop.
This user contributes using a wireless connection.
>56k This user contributes using a broadband connection.


I like
This user is into redheads.
ALL This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.
This user eats bagels.
This user enjoys klezmer.
This user likes most types of music.
This user enjoys reading science fiction.
This user enjoys comics.
This user prefers warm weather.
This user is interested in politics.


I dislike
BM This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification.


Grammar
they This user considers singular they substandard English usage.
snuk This user says snuck.
infin¦itive This user chooses to sometimes split infinitives.
by The passive voice may be used by this user.
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something this user is okay with.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".
to / too
/ two
Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
their / there / they're This user knows that there, their, and they're are not the same word.
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, you’re in need of help.
their, to, your, its, ... This users english is far from being perfect!.
its/it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.


Memberships
AAW
This user is a member of the Association of Apathetic Wikipedians.
WPC This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club
This user is a member of WikiProject Fraternities and Sororities.
FS&C This user is a brother in Triangle Fraternity.
WikiProject Connecticut This user is a member of WikiProject Connecticut.
This user regularly reads and responds to Requests for feedback.


My interests
This user is a history buff.
0.\bar{9}=1 This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started. [1]


Literature
This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.
Narnia This user loves the The Chronicles of Narnia.
This user likes Sherlock Holmes
HP This user is a Harry Potter fan.
This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is.
RAH
This user enjoys the works of
Robert A. Heinlein.


Films
This user is on a mission from God.
FC This user DOES NOT talk about Fight Club
AP
This user doesn't speak freaky-deaky Dutch!
007 This user likes martinis shaken, not stirred.
ND This user voted for Pedro.
This user's got a case of the Mondays.
This user has a feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore.
The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!
2001: A Space Odyssey This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film ever made.
STAR WARS
This user is a Star Wars fan.
PRODUCERS
This user keeps it gay!


Television
d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.
 STAR
   TREK
This user enjoys Star Trek.
MWC A fat woman came into this user's shoe store today.
4077th This user is a M*A*S*H fanatic.


Comics
C&H This user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
S This user fights for truth, justice and the American way!


Education
C This User attends or attended the University of Connecticut.
AS This user has an Associate of Science degree.


Miscellaneus
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
Image:Face-crying.svg This user's dog died.
This user's parents are dead.
met? This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them.

My name is Elias Friedman. I'm a paramedic working in Connecticut at the Ambulance Service of Manchester (ASM). I'm a Thirty-seven year old, single, Modern Orthodox Jewish male. I live in Ellington, Connecticut and I'm the president of Congregation Knesseth Israel. I got into EMS in 1997 when I started volunteering. I got a job at a commercial service in 1999 when I was laid-off from my previous job. I got my Associates degree from Manchester Community College in Mechanical Engineering in 2000 which was also the year I became an EMT-Intermediate . I was working on completing my Bachelors in Mechanical Engineering at the University of Connecticut when September 11th made me re-think my priorities. I entered Hartford Hospital's Paramedic program and graduated April 2004. My precepting was delayed to September due to my father's death in July, and I've had med-control since December 2004.

The second half of my username is derived from my Dalmatian, Pongo, who died in March 2006, just a week shy of his sixteenth birthday.

I really enjoy my job, my friends have remarked (positively!) that I love to talk about my work. Getting up out of bed to go to work isn't an effort of willpower like it had often been at my previous jobs. My health and stress level are better than they have ever been, of course that's partly attributable to my taking up bicycle commuting the eleven miles to work. I really think that I've found my niche.

I am a member of the Connecticut Chapter of Triangle Fraternity, and am a former member of both the ASME and the NAEMT's Paramedic division. I do plan to renew those memberships!

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[edit] Pic of the day & weekly parsha

Picture of the day
Louis Agassiz statue

A statue of Louis Agassiz, a Swiss-American geologist, after the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, on the campus of Stanford University. It is said that when the earthquake struck, "[the statue of] Agassiz stuck his head underground to find out what was going on in the earth below and with his finger pointing saying, 'Hark! Listen!'"

Photo credit: USGS
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