Edward Penishands

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Edward Penishands is a series of parody pornographic movies produced by Video Team, with the first title in the series, Edward Penishands 1, released in 1991. Director Paul Norman.

The titular character Edward Penishands (Sikki Nixx) is a shy, deformed outcast who has permanently erect penises in place of his hands. In his mannerisms and style of dress, as well as his name, he bears a remarkable resemblance to Johnny Depp's character from the 1990 film Edward Scissorhands.

In a recent Rolling Stone article, Johnny Depp (who played Edward Scissorhands) described the movie as "hilarious.... I recommend it".^{[citation needed]}

Made in 1991, this film is the first of a trilogy.

Edward Penishands was reviewed by Something Awful in 2005, under the article title "The Horrors of Pornography. [1]

[edit] Plot

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

- A dildo saleswoman goes into an old house, and there amidst much scattered clutter she meets Edward, hiding behind a stack of junk. Edward, with penises for hands, of course has no use for dildos, but the saleswoman finds him to be of much use to her. In fact, she finds him of so much use, that she decides to take him home. There he meets her daughter, and falls in love with her.