User:Eastlaw/userboxes

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My Userboxes:
Education
UA This user attends or attended SUNY Albany. NU This user attends or attended Northeastern University. BA This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree. This user is a law school student. This user is interested in becoming a lawyer.
Personal
This user is male. This user is nearsighted. This user is of multiple ancestries. This user is of Italian ancestry. This user is of Lithuanian ancestry. This user is of Polish ancestry. This user lives in the United States of America. This user lives in the state of Massachusetts. However, this user is not a native. This user grew up in the state of New Jersey. This user grew up in the suburbs. This user prefers cold weather. This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time. This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time. A.S. This user has Asperger syndrome. This user has depression. Ø This user is a recluse.
Editing habits
This user is a member of WikiProject Law. This user is a member of the WikiProject U.S. Supreme Court cases This user is a member of WikiProject Metal. DELL This user's got a Dell, dude. en This user is a native speaker of English. fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français. law-3 This user (the "User"), his/her/its heirs, assigns, related companies, agents and managers, have or have previously had an advanced understanding of Legalese, as defined in Schedule A-4 hereto (the "Non-Existent Schedule"). .  T This user puts two spaces after a full stop. A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma. ’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. [sic] its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian. This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes. This user loves userboxes. This user is interested in the belief that displaying userboxes does not divide the Wikipedia community but rather emphasises its diversity. This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned. NOTEPAD.EXE| This user contributes using Notepad. W This user contributes using Microsoft Word >56k This user contributes using a broadband connection. Y! This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary email service. This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits. This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute (especially when deadlines are approaching).
(non)Religious beliefs
This user is an atheist. This user is interested in the Brights movement. EAC This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga! This user believes in the separation of church and state. I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. This user is a skeptic. This user does not believe in a human soul or spirit. This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life. This user understands biological evolution. This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism. This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.
Politics
? ? ? This user thinks that users who cross out flags show a lack of respect for those represented by them. In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget… Hurricane Katrina May we never forget… This user is interested in politics. This user is interested in maps. This user is interested in law. This user is interested in the Supreme Court of the United States. This user is for racial equality. This user is interested in Peak Oil Theory. This user supports the use of nuclear power. This user supports public transit. ind This user is politically independent. X This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat. This user is a Capitalist. This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly. This user knows that all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. This user supports the legalization of Cannabis. E This user reads The Economist. Big Brother is watching this user. met? This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them. This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.
Arts & Entertainment
This user is an art lover. This user loves using Google Earth. This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. This user enjoys reading non-fiction. This user enjoys rock music. This user enjoys heavy metal music. This user advocates the use of more cowbell. CREAM This user likes white rooms with black curtains. This user still rusts. NIИ   This user is closer to god. King This user is a fan of the band King Crimson. Queen This user loves Queen! RUSH This user has no heart to lie. This user loves Led Zeppelin. This user listens to Hendrix. This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark. FNM It's in this user's face but this user can't grab it. BR This user is a fan of BAD RELIGION. TOOL Forty Six & 2 are just ahead of this user. MA This user is a fan of Morbid Angel. MöH This user is a fan of Motörhead. There is no hope, why don't you... pull the plug! AiC This user is the man in the box. Anthrax This user is the law. ' This user is a Seventh Son of A Seventh Son. ATG This user is the Slaughter of the Soul. S This user is a fan of Slayer. ◄ PEEL SLOWLY AND SEE This user is a fan of Monty Python. The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! J! This user phrases responses in the form of a question. 2021 This user hates Marco and his mailbox head. You got a problem with that, Fignuts? TZ This user was once trapped in The Twilight Zone TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news. This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill O'Reilly in every way possible. YA RLY KitH This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!. news The only reality show this user watches is the news. This user is obsessed with The Sopranos. Wanna fight aboud' it? d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent. Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. ¡ This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it! TA Bak user derka derka derka! Harv This user believes that the law should only be practiced by avian/mammal hybrids. Ceci n'est pas une boîte utilisateur. — This space for rent. This user enjoys playing darts. This user plays 8-ball. All your base are belong to Eastlaw/userboxes. PULP This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch. This user's got a case of the Mondays. This user is in a glass case of emotion. A&C Who's on First, What's on Second, I Don't Know's on Third.
Food & Drink
This user is an omnivore. This user eats cheese. This user loves spaghetti. This user eats sushi. This user eats chili. This user eats bagels. This user eats quesadillas. This user loves hamburgers. This user loves to eat pizza. This user eats eggplant. This user loves to eat pineapples. This user eats pears. This user eats strawberries. This user eats beets. This user eats spinach. This user practically inhales jalapeños. This user eats Garlic. This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry. This user drinks coffee. This user drinks orange juice. This user eats cookies. This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka. This user drinks beer. This user prefers Belgian beer.

I think the whole controversy over userboxes is a bit silly. We are not NPOV robots, and the NPOV "commandment" applies only to articles, not userpages. Besides, userboxes are cute.

[edit] Barnstars

In recognition of your efforts on Wikipedia and for your massive number of fine law oriented edits, I, Cdogsimmons, award you the Society Barnstar.