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Scott Robert Donald Sinclair (October 15, 1983 - ), is an aspiring high school history teacher and lead singer of the notorious North Bay, Ontario, power rock band The Committee of Public Safety (formerly Radio Free Static). Sinclair is currently attending Nipissing University, majoring in History and attempting to minor in English.
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[edit] Early Life
Scott Sinclair was born in Oshawa, Ontario, and quickly left the bustling metropolis for the slower paced and pastoral elegance of Lindsay, Ontario. While growing up in Lindsay, Sinclair quickly learned the skill of argumentation, 'one upping' (the ability to always counter one's story with a better, related version), and the ability to formulate fake statistics and facts for the purposes of winning debates and arguments. In Lindsay, Scott quickly established himself as a stallion among men, leaving broken hearts whereever he roamed. In his later years, he lived off a diet consisted mainly of Nachos, Overstuffed White Cheddar Macaroni, and skittles. Sinclair is widely known in North Bay for his falsification of factual evidence and has been discredited virtually everywhere in North Bay for his argumentative rhetoric. By the middle of high school, Sinclair was well known around Lindsay as a ladie's man, and had been into many times for injuring his brother with various wrestling, non wrestling, kung fu, mixed martial arts, and UFC maneuvers. It was also during this time period that Sinclair purchased his first (and only) computer, a beta version of Dell's first foray into the mobile market. Sinclair has maintained this computer for his entire undergraduate study, and vows to keep the computer for as long as he lives. By graduation, Sinclair was widely known purely as "the Mexican's friend", because of his dealings with Alex Hernandez. Sinclair also found time to maintain close relationships with the likes of Matthew Smith, Tyler Fife, and Richard Sheerin. However, Scott has seemed to neglect the powerhouse group of Adam McAlaster "Jonesy" Jones, Sean Robert "Big Head, Rowdy, Mr. Beefy" Clark, Greg Paul "Nutsack" Cavana, and a lesser known member of the troup, Adam "Teeth, I Back Up Into A Curb" Edgerton. It is with this Fab Four that Sinclair, or "Sinc" has acheieved some of his greatest accomplishments, including defacing a Insurance Company billboard, getting beat up by Edgerton for throwing large hunks of snow at him while using the potato cannon, and using the library computers to view such educational pages as Consumption Junction. During the summer, Scott was usually found up at his Father's (Douglas Sinclair) cottage, which is the location of the fabled "Putting Matt Smith through the wall", "June-Bug Soccer while being locked out in the middle of the night" and "Zenith Induced Cold Showers" events. Scott also has a few movies under his belt in which he has acted, directed and produced, including "Hamlet: starring Robin as Hamlet, and Max Payne as the King" (2001), "Rock and Roll Music through the Decades" (2002), and his short lived play "Hamlet: featuring the music of the batman theme song" (2001). Scott had been accepted to Nipissing University in North Bay, Ontario, and as such made his journey in the summer of 2002.
[edit] University
Sinclair continued his argumentative and "one upping" ways upon attending Nipissing University, and quickly developed a reputation for his constant iconoclastically nostalgic stories related to Lindsay and his childhood. Sinclair has been ridiculed frequently for inventing facts, lying, and altering the truth to help his generally pathetic attempts at argumentation. Sinclair developed an early relationship with Adam Nott and Chris Jury, who would function as two members of Radio Free Static and The Committee of Public of Safety. Sinclair also developed a keen interest in road hockey and mini kegs during his first years at Nipissing, focusing more so on his drunken shenanigans than on his schooling. However, Sinclair has picked up the slack and is currently finishing his honours degree in history at Nipissing.
[edit] Intricacies
Sinclair is widely known by local merchants for his constantly frugal attempts at securing discounts on already discounted merchandise and food items. Sinclair is notorious for the use of an expired SPC (Student Price Card) which is no longer honored at any institution in the North Bay area. Despite this, Sinclair still achieves an inordinate amount of discount merchandise due to his charismatic and forceful nature. Furthermore, his persistently jovial father has irittated much of Sinclair's abode by attempting to contact his son numerous times each and every day. The irritation experienced from these calls is heightened by the fact that Doug Sinclair usually makes the calls from a low connection cell phone wilst speeding down the highway. Sinclair also became widely known for his miniscule musical collection and constant repetitive playlists that generally only maintained a loud volume when he left the house.
Sinclair's aforementioned love of mini kegs heightened during his later years at University, culminating in his constant badgering of friends and family to partake in Saturday and Sunday afternoon "shinny and mini kegs", which to this day has yet to occur. Sinclair, during this time, also met the love of his life, Celine Larose, an aspiring elementary school teacher and French Canadian. As a result of his affairs with the overly feminine Larose, Sinclair began to develop homosexual tendencies which manifested themselves in his telephone candor, his musical tastes (which have grown to include Sarah McLachlan, Michael Buble, and James Blunt), and his use of lufa sponges to bathe. It is often debated amongst his closest friends how he was successfully able to woo and maintain a relationship with such a wonderful and caring woman. Sinclair often disappears for days at a time despite claiming that he will return that same evening for "drinks and hockey". Generally, nobody worries when Sinclair goes missing as he is usually partaking in feminine activities with Larose.
While eating or pleased, Sinclair often exerts a cat like pur to communicate his happiness and enjoyment. Oftentimes, this humming can become quite distracting for others around, and as such Sinclair also takes heat for this intricacy. Furthermore, Sinclair's movie collection can be purchased in it's entirety (save for movies acquired as gifts) at Wal-Mart's $5 bin or at a local pawn shop. Sinclair favourites include Say It Isn't So, Waterworld, Nothing to Lose, Son In Law, and Stealing Harvard.
Sinclair is known to go to bed early and subsequently rise early, generally accomplishing many of his day's goals before 8:00am. After this, Sinclair spends much time eating nachos (with a side of salsa) and laughing profusely at America's Funniest Home Videos (AFV). Finally, Sinclair's time is occupied (when not with Larose) by his fantasy hockey team, whom he consistently manages to a failing record.
[edit] Aspirations
After finishing school, Sinclair hopes to settle down in New Zealand with his longtime girlfriend Celine Larose and begin to produce other argumentative children, in hopes of carrying on the Sinclair name. Assuming that the Committee of Public Safety does not succeed in its musical endeavors, Sinclair will likely continue to skew facts and make up historical events while teaching children in New Zealand.
Despite his intricacies and humorously ridiculous lifestyle, Sinclair is likely one of the most approachable people in North Bay, and maintains steady friendships with those he perceives as worthy (see Adam Nott, Brandon Bull, Mike Hawkins, and Chris Jury. Sinclair also co-owns the most notorious African American feline in North Bay, Tyrone Anfernee Bigguns.
