User:Dusty669211

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“	Any quote will be made ten times funnier if you associate it to Adolf Hitler or the Pope	”
— Dusty669211

“	I think I would have made a good Pope	”
— Adolf Hitler

“	Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, I think of my sex life.	”
— Pope John Paul II

Hey wut up? I'm dusty669211, and I'm American, hate soda, know the basics of Spanish, use Wikipedia often, and remain politically neutral, showing no preference for Democrats, Republicans, or any other random, undistinguised party. I'm NOT an Anarchist. My friend put that on the table down there, and I'm too lazy to delete it. I believe in having the freedoms guarunteed in the Constitution, and support democracy, the metric system, and military time, although I'll think in Fahrenheit and 5:30 p.m.¹ 'til the day I die (Y3K). I would tell you more, but the table says it all.

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Saddam Hussein is dead! Finally me and Bush agree on something:

“	Saddam was executed after receiving a fair trial - the kind of justice he denied the victims of his brutal regime	”
—George W. Bush

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This user is male.	en This user is a native speaker of English.
US This user uses American English.	This user comes from the United States of America.
This user is of Croatian ancestry.	This user is of German ancestry.
This user is of Irish ancestry.	This user enjoys writing.
This user enjoys reading anything.	S-0 This user does not drink carbonated beverages.
This user advocates democracy.	TV This user has a television set.

its This user understands the difference between its ("of it") and it's ("it is").	to / too / two Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.	1337 7|-|15 |_|x0r 5|>34|<5 1337.
es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.	fr-0 Cet utilisateur ne comprend le français pas sans grande difficulté.	de-0 Dieser Benutzer hat keine Deutschkenntnisse (oder hat beträchtliche Schwierigkeiten mit der Sprache).
This user enjoys film.	This user is Anarchist.	This user is a Roman Catholic.
User bellyfeel Newspeak, doubleplusunbellyfeel Ingsoc.	This user thinks you should be a pirate for a day, savvy?	This user <3 Edgar AllAn Poe.
This user thinks the Knights Templar and the Freemasons want to take over the world.	This user is a Buckeye fan.	The Force is with this user.
This user likes British slang, and he learned it on his J's.	This user is Emperor of the Imperial Republic of Antarctica.	This user thinks Puerto Rico should be the 51st state, just to mess things up.
This user is working on a Theory of Everything.	This user likes ice cream better than pie.	G This user is a Gryffindor.
This user is Lost.	Ex yuzeroh othored o leengwa pohz. (This user has made his own language.)	This user is a Star Scout.
This user has a RAZR.	This user usually goes by the pseudonyms of Orvin Von Dërix, dusty669211, and Bobito Smitho.	This user hates grammatically anul teachers.

1. This is time I was born, in case you were wondering. It's 17:30 Military Time.

[edit] See Also

• Imperial Republic of Antarctica
• Dustinian Metric System
• Area of Improvement

[edit] My Hero!

Us & Them

& afterall we're only ordinary men

Me & U

God only knoz its not wut we would chose

2 do

4ward he cried

F/ the rear

& the front rank died

The gen'ral sat

& the lines on the map

moved f/ side 2 side

havent u herd?

its a battle of wurds

the posterbearer cried

Listen Son

Said the Man w/ the Gun

There's room 4 u inside

Out of the Way

Its its a buzy day

I got things on my mind

Wonder the price

Of tea and a slice

The old man died

[edit] British Slang

Slang	Definition
Buff/Choong/Fit/Lush/Peng/Jook/Zak	Sexually attractive
Drum/Gaff/Yard/Manor	Home
Filth/Coppers/Cozzers/Rozzers/Old Bill/Boy Dem/Pigs	Police
Fresh/Freshie/Fresh off the boat/FOB	A recent immigrant, usually applied to south-east Asian, eastern European, or African immigrants (often considered racist)
Gash/Wifey/Bollege	Vagina/Girl/Girlfriend (sometimes derogatory)
Berk	Vagina
Cobblers	Balls
Grass/Nark/Shaun/Snake/	An informer
Hookie/Hot/Moody/Jacked (When referring to items)	Stolen. "Got me some hookie gold chains"
Jam/Jam your hype/Jam your tart	Calm down
Mickey Mouse (when referring to money or valuables)	Fake
On your J's/ (from the cockney rhyming slang on your Jack Jones - On your own)/	On your own
Porkies/Porkers (from the cockney rhyming slang Pork Pies – lies)	Lies
Rabbit (from the cockney rhyming slang Rabbit and Pork - talk)	To Talk excessively. ("Stop rabbitin'")
Wasteman	Waste of space
Shrapnel/Coppers	Loose change
Gassing it/Chattin Breeze	Talking nonsense
Skint/Braas/Boracic	Without money
Paki/Joe Daki(cockney)	Anyone who sounds like they are from the middle east (very rude)
Clarit	Blood

Example: Faw'y fahsan' frushes flew ova fawn'n 'eaf for Forty thousand thrushes flew over Thornton Heath