User:Duane Phillips

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[edit] Primary Interests

  • family
  • people
  • purpose of life
  • finding new ways to keep dating my wife
  • being a part of the solution
  • the art of communication

[edit] Other Interests

  • computing
  • in-person games
  • history
  • efficient and understandable data storage and retrieval systems
  • singing

[edit] Travel

I've been many places, but there is no place like home. Home is where ever my family is.

I've set foot in:

  • Every U.S. State except Alaska (something I intend to rectify) - and lived in 8 of them
  • Spain
  • Germany
  • South Korea
  • Mexico
  • Canada
  • Guam
  • Bermuda

I have driven (non-commercially, my dime) at least a million miles around the U.S.

[edit] Life Experience

Born in the U.S. in the last half of the 20th century.

I have come within an "inch" of my life at least a dozen times, not limited to (by age):

  • 0 - being born 6 weeks early (early riser)
  • 1.5 - ingesting shards of glass when I somehow busted open my baby food against a Coca-Cola bottle - xray techs saw a nickel and wad of string too (iron gutt)
  • 3 - a two-story fall onto cement (no harm done, bouncing baby)
  • 5 - having my throat cut by a shaky old doctor who was removing my tonsils (vocal improvements)
  • 5 - being thrown from moving car in a turn (what does this handle do?)
  • 6 to 12 - saving pack-lunch sandwiches for later - had a whole drawer full of them... until Mom found them (early scientistic/food critic tendencies)
  • 10 - flipping end over end on a down-hill bound ten-speed with my toe caught in the spokes (extreme sports)
  • 12 - sliced open hand carving a pinewood derby car (base paint coat applied!)
  • 17 - sliced open arm with box cutter while thowing stock out for a food chain (bake sale anyone?)
  • 17 - caught in the middle of a 4 car pile-up where the rear axle was folded into the middle of the car (fear factor test)
  • 19 - nearly went over the wall in a 14 foot rental truck on New Orleands raised express way... tire marks on the top bar THREE times (eh, yeah, it was the er... truck... dunno what happened)
  • 20 - picked up an old bicycle innertube that turned out to be a 5 to 6 foot cotton mouth snake - very much alive and disturbed (snake experienced the joy of air travel shortly afterward)

The first 20 years are sufficient to the point. What is more, I remember everything. This and many later incidents help me to feel blessed to be alive and enjoying the family I now have. Enough said.