User:Drumpler

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Hi, my name is Derek Rumpler. I'm 23 and currently reside in Somerville, Ohio. Some of my interests include new friends, reading, writing, learning, studying, exit counseling, video games, travelling, exploring new places, the internet, anime, manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (manga, anime and video games), Nintendo DS, PlayStation 2, Final Fantasy series (old school, mostly the Super Nintendo and early PlayStation days), Square Enix, Fooly Cooly, Adult Swim, Monk (TV series), Jeeves and Wooster, deep conversations, dating, anime cons, cosplay, Serial Experiments Lain, .hack, Kingdom Hearts series, video game design and theory, Guitar Hero II, Elite Beat Agents, rhythm games, philosophy, truth, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Final Fantasy: Unlimited, Legend of Zelda series (Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, etc.) and other things.

My "mode of belief" is Deism. I am unreligious.

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I am also a former member of Mishpachah Lev-Tsiyon / New Covenant Church of God and co-write for a site regarding it at http://www.nccg.info and maintain my own blog about the group at http://blog.nccg.info.

[edit] The Mashed Potato Prophet

I am also the great Mashed Potato Prophet (pending future article by a neutral editor -- hell, I may even do it, seeing as other religious leaders are free to edit articles about themselves and their groups) and serve the Most High Gravy Monster. It is a little known fact that the Gravy Monster is actually a syncretised version of the Sewer Monster of Planet Gravy, but after some faults in my memory and some clever slight of hand, I made the two gods into one[1][2]. Every so often, I like to plagiarize visions and prophecies, but because I'm "oh-so-sexy" and charismatic, still am able to maintain the devotion of my loyal followers. My spiritual covering is none other than this Gravy Monster who covers me in his lumps of beef gravy goodness (some dispute that he might actually be made of "white gravy"^{[citation needed]}, but I disgress). I likewise maintain my followers under my own spiritual covering, but it has not been decided theologically how I shall explain this . . . more visions and prophecies will likely be needed, but our current explanation involves gravy-covered mashed potatoes served as the upper layer to a dish of your own choosing ^{[citation needed]}. Any mistakes in our past is due to the great Gravy Monster revealing more light and truth and shall be regarded as such . . . in other words, look the other way if something appears to seem wrong and avoid apostate literature -- they are agents of the Trash Heap, king of the unfinished plate (name pending). Contact me for literature on our group.

Oh and if it confuses you on how I can be both a unreligious Deist and a prophet of a major world religion . . . you need to know that my words are Scripture and Scripture does not contradict itself . . . so apologeticists, get to work!