User:Dreaded Walrus
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[edit] Dreaded Walrus Is "Enemy Of The Skank"
D. Walrus was finally awarded the title "Enemy Of The Skank" by the CIA after a lifetime defending the Earth against Skank-kind. For years unable to talk about his work, he will now bore the parts off anyone in earshot as the statute of limitations on his work has expired. A source was quoted as saying "the author of this false statement probably though it would turn out funny when he started, but we all know different now."
[edit] Hussssssssssssss
| bum crow | this user once bummed a crow so hard. SO hard. |
| This user is NOT The Mekon, but wishes he had similar poetry skills. | DW |
hello
The word you are looking for is: YIELD.
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DW once did a guff so loud, a whale died.
Dreaded Walrus invented the rolodex, but didn't tell anyone because he didn't "want to look like a swot or nowt". "HOVIS!"
[edit] A poem
There are few as porous as Dreaded Walrus,
a beast made from sponge, holes and air.
The most common usage (by ladies and mooses),
is to use him to dry off their hair.
- The Mekon 14:24, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
Dreadus Walrussssssss holds the record for the 100m sprint, at just under 0.001 ms. He acheived this by creating a rip in space-time and travelling instantly from the starting blocks to the finishing line. He attributes the idea to the fact that he'd just read Steven Hawking's "A Brief History Of Time".
D Wal.Rus has read every Tom Clancy book ever written, a feat previously thought impossible due to their sheer length and boringness.
biLLY onionz woz ere (nude)
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Dreaded Walrus......aaaah! You've poured hot oil on me from an upstairs window! This is the worst birthday ever!
If Dreaded Walrus was a colour, what colour would that be? G(r)ay
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this is the noise Dreaded Walrus makes when doing his special "dance"
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Dreaded Walrus has perhaps the finest collection of soil I've ever seen. Spanish, South African, Himalayan, Ant-Riddled - he's got 'em all! Carefully catalogued and alphabetically sorted. For soil - he's your man!
If this is the same Dreaded Walrus that sold me those "magic anus beans", I wish to warn you to stay away - the anus beans do not work. Not unless they were meant to cause rectal seepage.
Dreaded Walrus was recently crowned "King of Stairs". This means that it is now illegal to kill any stairs (like swans, yeah) unless in an act of self defence. Any violations of this law will result in the most severe punishment (chinese burn). King Walrus has been married seven times, all to the same man. They have five children, all male, and two dogs, female. Walrus treats the dogs as his wives. When the King dies, power over stairs shall not be handed down, and stairs shall be set free. Experts predict that on the day of Walrus' death, over seventeen thousand stairs will die. They're already calling it "stair-massacre-13". There will be a two minute silence for all the stairs, but no-one will really be silent, and infact some might deliberatly talk (because everyone secretly hates stairs). The remaining stairs will be awarded a medal, for services to feet. Of course, none of this has happened yet. But it is pre-ordained to. Free will is an illusion, and this is the word of Jesus.
Dreaded Walrus was invented by the British Space Agency for a mission to M'ars, or maybe it was Uranus....my arse, your anus! tee-hee!
This page isn't an experiment - Dreadusss's's's actual experiment is to trace the IP address of every single person who submits an entry on this page so that he can track them down and mercilessly get revenge for their horrible vandalism. An awfully sexxxy revenge. Up the bum.
Dreaded Walrus loves horses. He love the best of all the animals. He claims they're his friends. Except He doesn't love them plutonicaly.
Kapow! rules.
Dreaded Walrus is one of the only two people who visit myspazz
Dreaded Walrus has a violent hatred of egg. This stems from when he was a small (45.4 cm) child, and misinterpreted some Communist propaganda regarding the "yoke of oppression". Even today, he is incapable of looking at an egg without foaming dangerously at the mouth and flailing his limbs wildly, screaming "I HAT YOU EGG I HAT YOU I HAT YOU" (Dreaded Walrus was never very good at spelling.) However, his muscles have wasted away due to years of solvent abuse (he shoves Pritt Sticks up his bott-bott) and so he is too weak to destroy the egg - it's thought that this is the reason behind his nickname in primary school, "Rubbish Arms". Many psychologists have theorised that Dreaded Walrus would explode if exposed to the once-popular televeision series, "Mork and Mindy".
Dreaded Walrus hat is not best, but it is the best hat that is not best. ¡Mexan Hat is best!
Dreaded Walrus told me to do this. It is better than sleep. When I sleep Dreaded Walrus visits me. He wears the face of my father and performs crude music-hall cabaret acts.
Dreaded Walrus also has copyright on the term "Le Sex". His upcoming novel of the same name is set to smash the record for "fastest ever pulping".
He also done a wee. In someone else's pants.
Dreaded Walrus once removed Wolverines adamantium skelition. When asked why he would do such a thing he siad I wanted to see if the metal was in his penis. I was disapointed. Wolverine is quoted as thinking dreeded walrus is a gayyer.
Dreaded Walrus eats bees.
Cristiano Ronaldo burst onto the Old Trafford scene with a memorable debut against Bolton Wanderers in August 2003.
The Portuguese international had earlier signed for United in a deal worth £12.24million.
Madeira-born Ronaldo began his career at Nacional before moving to fellow Super Liga team Sporting; his first match for the Portuguese giants came at the tender age of seventeen in September 2002.
Dreaded Walrus' favourite jumper is embroidered with a crow. Some people allege that the jumper gives talented artist Neil Buchanan magical powers, although this has yet to be confirmed.
I imagined once that I write a song about Hilda Swinton. I not know this Hilda Swinton is but she has great name. HIIILLLDAAAAARR I would scream.
