Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

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Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Directed by Jesse Ignjatovic
Genre sketch comedy
Creator(s) Vernon Chatman & John Lee
Starring Snoop Dogg (as the host)
The Snoopadelics
Don 'Magic' Juan
Country of origin USA
No. of episodes 8
Production
Running time approx. 30 minutes (per episode)
Broadcast
Original channel Music Television
Original run November 25, 2002August 3, 2003
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Doggy Fizzle Televizzle was a sketch comedy show produced by and starring rap musician Snoop Dogg. It was aired on MTV in 2002 until 2004. It will be aired again on December 25, 2006 with a continuous broadcast of three episodes in a row.

As Snoop Dogg admits it in episode two it was originally a contract for six shows however it turned out to be a series of eight parts.

In the beginning of every show Snoop is seen sitting bored in a leather armchair in an empty room while switching channels from Jerry Springer to a cart race then to black and white burlesque figure skating after that to a strip show and finally to a Richard Marx music video when he decides to change the situation and the idea of Doggy Fizzle Televizzle comes to his mind. This ends the intro and the main theme follows with Snoop rapping.

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[edit] Controversy

Snoop Dogg and MTV faced a lawsuit on December 12, 2003 by Doris Burns, an actress who appeared in the show. Burns claimed she had been made to look like she had been engaging in sexual activity with another actor who was portraying her husband.

According to Burns, during the filming of the episode the producers of the show asked her to pretend she was having sex with her acting partner. The actress refused but agreed to wear a tank top and to hold the actor's hand while sitting on the bed. When the show aired on August 31st, the scene was very different, as Burns' torso was blurred that made the impression of her being nude and so were the actors' hands that looked like as she was grabbing the other's genitals.

According to the Associated Press, Burns was accusing Snoop Dogg and MTV of breach of contract, fraud, invasion of privacy, and defamation. The actress was seeking unspecified damages caused on her and her 10 year old child with whom she was watching the airing of the episode together.

[edit] Episodes

Here are the episodes with the list of segments long enough to be notable.

[edit] Episode 1 - Pilot

Intro: MTV News about Snoop is challenging Lance Bass to a space race, when gets kidnapped by UFOs.

Special guest appearances by Samuel L. Jackson, Killer Mike, Big Boi, Bootsy Collins, George Clinton
  • Snoop reveals the blurred parts in his videos censored by MTV.
  • Undercover Snoop works at the Arby's R & B car drive-through fast food restaurant as a window receptionist.
  • Snoop answers the fans' questions.
Quotes:
  1. Q1:Snoop, are you involved in any charities?
    • Snoop:Man of course, you know me, I'm involved in a very important charity. You know, once a year I treat two ladies to a ten seconds shopping spree at a 99-cent store. Check this out! (illustrative shortfilm)
  2. Q2:Snoop, what do you think about police brutality?
    • Snoop:Police brutality is horrible. I think the way police are treated is disgusting, sick. Man, if you have ever seen the latest incident that happened in Inglewood. It made the Rodney King tape look like a pillow fight.(illustrative shortfilm where neighbourhood people even kids are beating a police officer).
  3. Q3:Snoop, I know you're not a judge. But do you think R. Kelly is guilty?
    • Snoop:Man, you can trust what you can see on that tape. There's even a tape going around where people saying it's me. I swear it's not me on that tape for real. Besides she said she was 18. Judge for yourself. (illustrative shortfilm with a Snoop look-alike having sex with a grandma).
  • Snoop teaches in a kindergarten wearing a disguise.
  • Advertisement for From Da Palace to tha Pre-school CD, a children's edition album.
  • MTV's Becoming : Snoop Dogg (parody).
  • Adventures of Cap'n Pimp, that is Captain Pimp, one of the recurring comedy characters of Snoop.
  • Snoop joines the training of the Oakland Raiders
  • Outro song. "From tha Chuuch to da Palace" (live acoustic).
    • performed by Snoop Dogg and the Snoopadelics.

[edit] Episode 2

  • Snoop visits a twilight home and takes the elder people to a one day off tour to spend the day with him in Snoop style.
  • Snoop Dogg inroduces the Race card which allows black people to exclaim against possible discrimination (real or hysterical) by simply showing up a credit card sized black piece of paper with a white fist on it.
  • Parody of MTV's Crib Crashers with Snoop changing an Asian student's room into a jail cell.
  • Snoop answers the fans' questions.
Quotes:
  1. Q1:Snoop, I love your Girls Gone Wild tapes. When are you gonna do any more?
    • Snoop: I decided that the Girls Gone Wild was not sending the positive message to people. So I decided to put out my own tape that has more moral values. Here's a taste. (illustrative short film with girls revealing their breast in honour of the fallen heroes. Other messages written onto the black censoring bars that covers the girls' nipples are "Stay in School", "Fight the power", "Free Mumia", "Reading is fun").
  2. Q2:Hey, Snoop, what was the happiest day of your life?
    • Snoop:That's easy. That's the day my son was born, Snoop Jr. I have thrown a little party. Check it out.(illustrative shortfilm showing pictures of a street riot).
  3. Q3:Snoop, I know you've done tons of movies. But have you ever done any legitimate theatre?
    • Snoop:Yes, and as a matter of fact, I recently completed a run of my one-man show. Napo-Leon. Take a look (illustrative shortfilm).
  • Snoop presents the W-I-G-O-U-T force, a team devoted to convert white rap culture worshippers (see Wigga) into everyday middle-class bourgeoisie.
  • MTV News by Swayne Dizzle, a parody of Sway Calloway done by Snoop.
  • Snoop gives away his One millionth loan.
  • A short movie called The Negrotiator (a parody inspired by the motion picture The Negotiator)
  • Outro song: "Pimp Slapp'd" (live acoustic)
    • performed by Snoop Dogg and the Snoopadelics.

[edit] Episode 3

  • Snoop teaches proper English in a nightschool for foreigners.
  • Advertisement for Hate-a-Rade, an energy drink for haters.
  • Parody of MTV's Diary, this time is of pimp Big Jeffrey's played by Snoop.
  • The Braided Brunch, a parody of the family sitcom The Brady Bunch.
  • Snoop answers the fans' questions.
Quotes:
  1. Q1:Hey Snoop, do you recognized wherever you go?
    • Snoop:Oh yeah, that's why I have to wear disguise whenever I go out in public so I won't be bothered. Check it! (illustrative shortfilm showing Snoop in the street in a crocodile costume).
  2. Q2:Hey Snoop! You're good with the ladies what can I do to keep my girl happy?
    • Snoop:It's real simple. All you gotta do is get her some nice every day. Like look at what I do (shortmovie with Snoop robbing a shop to get money for himself, candy and roses for his girls)
  3. Q3:Have you ever done any volunteer work?
    • Snoop:Actually I have. I recently joined this big brother program to show a kid what it's like to have a big brother.(illustration)
  4. Q4:I know you are not doing drugs any more. But I do wanna know what made you decide to quit?
    • Snoop:After what happened to me, I never even think about doing drugs.(the clip shows Snoop smoking weed and talking to a dollar)
  • Snoop presents his 12-step program for those who want to put down drugs.
  • Advertisement for the Wake N' Bake Owen that is a plastic toy for kids that bakes weed cookies.
  • MTV News with Swayne Dizzle.
  • Two seconds long freestyle battle between two MC-s in the Doggy Fizzle studio.
  • Snoop works as an icecream-man in the suburban.
  • Black History Moment with Snoop.
  • Outro song:Lodi Dodi (live acoustic)
    • performed by Snoop Dogg and the Snoopadelics.

[edit] Episode 4

Intro: Snoop read a bedtime story from Big black Booty tales-book.

  • Snoop enters the studio and presents the "National Pimp Appreciation Day" celebration parade in downtown Detroit and Los Angeles.
  • Snoop Dogg visits the Playboy Mansion.
  • next episode of The Braided Bunch.
  • Big Jeffrey gives the viewers tips for how to get a girl.
  • Snoop answers the fans' questions.
  • Snoop protests against the wearing of fur coats, especially if they were stolen from rich pimps previously.
  • MTV News with Swayne Dizzle.
  • Adventures of Cap'n Pimp.
  • Black History Moment with Snoop.
  • Outro song:Frank Sinatra's "New York, New York" (a capella)
    • performed by Snoop Dogg

[edit] Episode 5

[edit] Episode 6

[edit] Episode 7

[edit] Episode 8 - Best of

New sketches:

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