Dizzy Doctors

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Dizzy Doctors (1937) is the 21st of Columbia Pictures' 190 short subjects starring the comedy team of the Three Stooges.

[edit] Plot

The Stooges are pressured by their wives into getting a job, so they get jobs as salesmen selling a liquid called Brighto. Unfortunately, they don't know what Brighto actually does, and they assume it's a cleaning fluid. After some property damage--including removing the paint from a shocked man's new car--the Stooges are told that it's medicine, so they go to the hospital to peddle their wares.

[edit] Notes

The Stooges try to sell their medicine in the Los Arms Hospital.

[edit] Quotes

• • Boss: "Salesmen! That's what I need...salesmen!"
  • Moe: "Here we are...three of the best salesmen that ever sailed."

• • Boss: "Have you ever sold anything?"
  • Larry (rhetorically) : "Have we ever sold anything?"
  • Moe (rhetorically) : "Have we ever sold anything?"
  • Curly: "Have we?" - recurring exchange

• • Cop (to Larry, whose leg is hidden): "Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't notice the leg was gone."
  • Larry (playing along): "Huh? Oh, yeah. Gone but not forgotten."
  • Cop: "War, eh?"
  • Larry: "No, banana peel."

• • Boss (pointing to a bottle of Brighto): "You idiots...that's medicine!"
  • Curly: "Medicine? Oh!"
  • [Curly picks up the bottle of Brighto and takes a drink.]
  • Curly: "I feel better already!"
  • Moe: "What was wrong with you?"
  • Curly: "Nothin'."

• • Boss: "All right...I'll give you another chance."
  • Moe: "All three of us?"
  • Boss: "Yes."
  • Moe: "That's three more chances, boys!"

• • Curly (holding a telephone): "A man wants to know what to do for inflammation."
  • Moe: "Why call us? Tell him to dial inflammation."