User:Deryck Chan/Dictation

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[edit] Same old story 2

Fortunately, I remembered what my biologist friend told me – try to be just like them. Stare madly into their eyes and they'll soon be reduced to pathetic pup-like creatures. I flashed my craziest gaze at them and soon their barks whimpered into squeaks as I strolled heroically towards the rubbish bins.

“You have to admit, I was a hero for not getting bitten,” I boasted to my friend via my mobile phone.

Did that, by any chance, remind you of Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Harry Potter or Star Wars?