User talk:Dbogle

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  • Dust pirates, you need creativity to think of what they are. Dbogle 02:05, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Eric Eckstrand graduated from USNA, he's hardcore, going SUBS. Dbogle 02:05, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Sherol Chen is a legendardy prankster; she's sneaky. Dbogle 02:05, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

A common prank, which I was assigned to pull when I was a plebe, is an assassination. An assassination can take on many forms, but the form, which I was called on to complete, worked as follows

  • During meal, without notice, low crawl to the target's table with a jar of peanut butter and a knife.
  • Crawl under the target's table.
  • Apply peanut butter to the target's newly shined shoes.
  • Escape without notice.

Nice job this winter. Thanks for staying awake in class. I hope you enjoyed the course. Go Navy, Beat Army!