User talk:Darthchaos

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[edit] "Periodic" furniture

Also, a periodic table is an object used occasionally as a table or desk. For example, a dashboard is a periodic table because it is occasionally used for resting a mug or pencil on. Similarly, a couch might be considered a periodic bed.

Is this meant humorously or seriously? --Geoffrey 17:49, 27 Sep 2003 (UTC)