User talk:Cyde/Admin criteria

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Oo oo oo, I've got another one! How about: "Must speak at least three languages." Or something like that. Grandmasterka 02:00, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

So.. I was reading this, and as I went down, was grumbling "is he serious...?" and then got past about 10 and realized.. ok.. this was a joke, wasn't it.. (I hope) -Goldom (t) (Review) 08:38, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Is there anyone who satisfies your criteria? -Ambuj Saxena (talk) 18:38, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Does anyone who claims he/she satisfies #19 need to provide reliable sources? -Ambuj Saxena (talk) 19:40, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

If you'll notice, #16 is the requirement for being a U.S. President. I'm not sure if anyone has dreams in Wikisource or has "root on Wikipedia's servers" (whatever that means.) And anyone know how long U.S. copyright law is? That'd take a long time to memorize... Grandmasterka 18:56, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

I find #11 #12 to be almost as harsh as the U.S. copyright memorization, myself. Grandmasterka 18:58, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

I doubt Cyde has completed #19. ILovePlankton 00:27, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

I want to know how to pull off #21. KillerChihuahua^?!? 09:36, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

Me too. ILovePlankton 17:28, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

How exactly does one fulfill #27? Do you have to let everyone edit you? --Mr. Lefty _{Talk to me!} 02:35, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

everything below #4 looks like a joke to me.--Ac1983fan 19:20, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

How will he know if you fulfill #12? He doesn't go to my school. He doesn't know the names of every single editor on RfA.--CJ King 04:18, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Contents 1 Ideas 2 Ha ha! 3 Criterion 6 4 Absolutely lovely!

[edit] Ideas

1. Must have a vocabulary of at least 100,000 words
2. Must be able to recite every line Jack Bauer has ever uttered
3. Must have blonde hair, blue eyes
4. Must have a bra size of at least 36 C or a penis size of at least 7 inches (or both, unless the candidate is a male over 400 pounds)
5. Must not have a "quick strike".

— Deckiller 19:38, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Ha ha!

I'm right with you ;) delldot | talk 23:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Criterion 6

I would have thought something along the lines of "Fix a speedy candidate to FA standard" would be a bit more appropriate. I think your standards are slipping, if you don't update them regularly you will be letting any old riff-raff to become great. James086^{Talk | Contribs} 02:32, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Absolutely lovely!

And I suggest we employ similar criteria for registering an account in the first place :) >Radiant< 10:53, 11 January 2007 (UTC)