Guide to: Crushes and Dances
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| “Guide to: Crushes and Dances” | |
|---|---|
| Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episode | |
| Episode no. | Season 1 Episode |
| Guest stars | Martika |
| Written by | TBA |
| Directed by | TBA |
| Production no. | 232 |
| Original airdate | TBA |
| Episode chronology | |
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These two episodes of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide originally aired on October 10, 2004.
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[edit] Guide to: Crushes
This episode is about crushes at James K. Polk Middle School. Ned has a crush on Suzie Crabgrass, but the Huge Crew has a crush on Ned. Moze thinks that Coconut Head has a crush on her when he follows her around the school, but later she finds out that Coconut Head was asking Moze to go to the dance with, not Coconut Head, but Seth Powers. She finds out, but Seth accidentally asks Suzie to go with him. She accepts. Cookie, however, has a perfect match program in his locker because he has a major crush on international supermodel Martika.
[edit] Guide to: Dances
Ned is upset that Suzie went to the dance with Seth and not him. However, Suzie and Seth are constantly breaking up and getting back together. Ned tries to bring Suzie lemonade, but the Huge Crew steals the lemonade from Ned and start pushing him around (so-called dancing). Cookie actually gets Martika to come to Polk Middle assuming that it was a photo shoot. Unfortunately for Cookie, one of his perfect match choices (a Siberian Husky) comes to the gym and mauls Martika to the gym floor. Gordy comes to the rescue for Ned when his three point plan fails. He steals Seth's basketball and throws it out the door. He runs for it and they break up one last time. Ned asks Suzie to dance, and she says yes.
[edit] Cookie's Perfect Match Program
Cookie wanted Martika to appear on his perfect match program, but this is who he got:
- Lisa Zemo
- Nurse Hunsucker
- Siberian Husky
[edit] Tips
[edit] Crushes
- The direct approach - Just ask!
- The indirect approach - Try to get noticed. Say a simple 'Hello'.
[edit] Dances
- Meet up with some friends so you're not alone.
- Careful not to overdress.
- Dance across the floor to get through crowds.
- Break the ice with a cool drink.
- Have fun, don't have super-high expectations and go with the flow.
- It's a dance, so DANCE.
[edit] See also
- Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
- List of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episodes#Season 1: (2004-2005)
