User:Cromulent Kwyjibo

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You know, I actually have a copy of that book, The Simpsons: A complete guide to our favorite family. I really like The Simpsons, and I was pleasantly surprised to find the wealth of information on my favorite show on this free resource. Sometimes I feel like Peter Griffin of Family Guy: I may not know much about history, philosophy, geography, science or any practical thing like that, but I know a lot about TV.

December 11, 2005. I laughed when Peter Griffin appeared in a crowd of Homer Simpson clones in a Halloween episode of The Simpsons. I also laughed when for another Halloween episode one of the staffers used "Family Guy" for his scary nickname. But when Peter Griffin appeared in a book entitled I Criminali Americani in today's episode of The Simpsons, I wasn't laughing.

If I had Matt Groening's ear, I'd say to him: "Look, you ain't got no right to complain. Your show was once a paragon of quality, but after 17 years, it has become hopelessly stale. Family Guy is still fresh and I hope Seth Macfarlane has the common sense to end the show on a high note, and not let it deteriorate as you have allowed your show to do."

[edit] Favorite quotes

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."
Jebediah Springfield

"Aw, the zoning disc is warped!" — Lisa Simpson in "Grift of the Magi"

"To the forward command center take me." — Yoda in Star Wars Episode II

[edit] Family Guy episode links

1. Death Has a Shadow
2. I Never Met the Dead Man
3. Chitty Chitty Death Bang
4. Mind Over Murder
5. A Hero Sits Next Door
6. The Son Also Draws
7. Brian: Portrait of a Dog
8. Peter Peter Caviar Eater
9. Holy Crap
10. Da Boom
11. Brian in Love
12. Love Thy Trophy
13. Death is a Bitch
14. The King is Dead
15. I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
16. If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
17. Running Mates
18. A Picture is Worth A 1000 Bucks
19. 15 Minutes of Shame
20. Road to Rhode Island
21. Let's Go To The Hop
22. Dammit Janet
23. There's Something About Paulie
24. He's Too Sexy For His Fat
25. E. Peterbus Unum
26. The Story on Page One
27. Wasted Talent
28. Fore Father
29. The Thin White Line
30. Brian Does Hollywood
31. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
32. One if By Clam, Two if By Sea
33. And the Wiener is...
34. Death Lives
35. Lethal Weapons
36. The Kiss Seen Around the World
37. Mr. Saturday Knight
38. A Fish Out of Water
39. Emission Impossible
40. To Live and Die in Dixie
41. Screwed the Pooch
42. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
43. Ready, Willing, and Disabled
44. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
45. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
46. From Method to Madness
47. Stuck Together, Torn Apart
48. Road to Europe
49. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
50. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
51. North by North Quahog
52. Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
53. Blind Ambition
54. Don't Make Me Over
55. The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
56. Petarded
57. Brian the Bachelor
58. 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
59. Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
60. Model Misbehavior
61. Peter's Got Woods
62. The Perfect Castaway
63. Jungle Love
64. PTV
65. Brian Goes Back To College
66. The Courtship of Stewie's Father
67. The Fat Guy Strangler
68. Brian Sings and Swings
69. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
70. Patriot Games
71. I Take Thee Quagmire
72. Sibling Rivalry
73. Deep Throats
74. Peterotica
75. You May Now Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives

[edit] Simpsons Halloween episode links

1. Treehouse of Horror
2. Treehouse of Horror II
3. Treehouse of Horror III
4. Treehouse of Horror IV
5. Treehouse of Horror V
6. Treehouse of Horror VI
7. Treehouse of Horror VII
8. Treehouse of Horror VIII
9. Treehouse of Horror IX
10. Treehouse of Horror X
11. Treehouse of Horror XI
12. Treehouse of Horror XII
13. Treehouse of Horror XIII
14. Treehouse of Horror XIV
15. Treehouse of Horror XV
16. Treehouse of Horror XVI