Crazy Rap

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Crazy Rap is the second most widely-known single by rapper Afroman. "Colt 45" is the more common, but incorrect name of this comical rap. "Colt 45", however, is a song on Afroman's Afroholic.... Crazy Rap consists of short limericks, 'dirty rap songs', mostly describing Afroman's sexual conquests, while promoting marijuana, Zig Zags and Colt 45. The song describes the many sexual encounters and does not shy away from the details in such examples:

I met this lady from Japan

Never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her twice

I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

I met this woman from Hawaii

Stuck it in 'er ass and she said "Aieee!"

Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch

Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch

I just met this beautiful sexy ho

just ran across the border of Mexico

Fine young thing said her names Maria

Wrapped her up like a hot tortilla

I wanna get married but I can't afford it

I know i'ma cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two zig zags baby thats all we need

The song describes sexual encounters with Dolly Parton and Colonel Sanders's wife. Many of the sexual acts mentioned involve oral sex or anal sex. Crazy Rap also uses phrases from Rapper's Delight. The line "colt 45 and two zig zags baby thats all we need" refers to a 2-dollar 40 ounce malt liquor named Colt 45, and two rolling papers (zig zags are a popular rolling paper brand), with which a marijuana joint would be rolled.

This song gives credit to its street popularity to Napster, which brought the song into the suburban white market.

On the album Sell Your Dope, the song Crazy Rap has an extra verse. Also, a sequel song, Crazy Rap II, is in the works by Afroman.