Cliff Arquette
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| Cliff Arquette | |
 Cliff Arquette, as "Charley Weaver," on the pilot broadcast of Hollywood Squares. |
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| Birth name | Clifford Arquette |
| Born | December 28, 1905 Toledo, Ohio |
| Died | September 23, 1974 Burbank, California |
| Other name(s) | Charley Weaver |
| Spouse(s) | Julie Harrison-Arquette (April 3, 1934-September 4, 1942) |
| Notable roles | Charley Weaver in Saturday Night in Apple Valley The Roy Rogers & Dale Evans Show The Farmer's Daughter The Hollywood Palace Hobby Lobby The Jack Paar Tonight Show |
Clifford Arquette (December 28, 1905–September 23, 1974) was an actor and comedian, famous for his role as "Charley Weaver".
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[edit] Family
Arquette is part of the Arquette family, a show business family, which became famous because of Arquette. Arquette is the father of the late actor Lewis Arquette and grandfather of actors Patricia, Rosanna, Alexis, Richmond and David Arquette.
[edit] Early career
He was a night club pianist, later joining the Henry Halstead orchestra in 1923. Arquette had been a busy, yet not nationally known, performer in radio, theatre, and motion pictures until 1956, when he retired from show business. At one time, he was credited with performing in 13 different daily radio shows at different stations in the Chicago market, getting from one studio to the other by way of motorboats along the Chicago River through its downtown.
The story that Arquette later told about his big break was that one night in the late 1950s he was watching The Tonight Show. Host Jack Paar happened to ask the rhetorical question, "Whatever became of Cliff Arquette?" That startled Arquette so much that, "I almost dropped my Scotch!"
[edit] "Charley Weaver"
In 1959, Arquette accepted Paar's invitation to perform on Paar's NBC Tonight Show. Arquette depicted the character of "Charley Weaver, the wild old man from Mount Idy." He would bring along, and read, a letter from his "Mamma" back home. This characterization proved so popular that Arquette almost never again appeared in public as himself, but nearly always as "Charley Weaver", complete with his squashed hat, little round glasses, rumpled shirt, broad tie, baggy pants and suspenders.
Although a good amount of Arquette's jokes appear 'dated' now (and, arguably, even back then), he could still often convulse Paar and the audience into helpless laughter by way of his timing and use of double meanings in describing the misadventures of his fictional family and townspeople. As Paar noted, in his foreword to Arquette's first "Charley Weaver" book:
"Sometimes his jokes are old, and I live in the constant fear that the audience will beat him to the punch line, but they never have. And I suspect that if they ever do, he will rewrite the ending on the spot. I would not like to say that all his jokes are old, although some have been found carved in stone. What I want to say is that in a free-for-all ad lib session, Charley Weaver has and will beat the fastest gun alive." {Charley Weaver's Letters From Mamma, pgs. 5 - 6]
[edit] "Letters from Mamma"
The usual pattern of the Letters was:
- A strange-name greeting from "Mamma", with "Weaver" explaining that it related to what "Mamma always wanted me to be." Example: "Dear Peyton. (Mamma always wanted me to have my own place.)"
- The statement, "Things are fine in Mount Idy (She goes on!)."
- The news of "Weaver's" family and townspeople back in the fictional town of Mount Idy (State never specified, although there is strong evidence to believe that it was modeled after Carey, Ohio; as a name, "Mount Idy" bears a strong resemblance to Mount Ida, Arkansas). The town has taken Charlie Weaver as a "favorite son", and has published material attributing the character to Arquette's childhood memories of his mother's reading aloud of letters from an old friend in Mount Ida. Arquette himself was born in Toledo, Ohio).
- The closing, in which "Mamma" would have to break away to rescue her husband, "Father", from some awful mess.
Several townspeople would regularly be featured, such as:
- Elsie Krack, the ugliest and strongest girl in town;
- Grandpa Ogg, whose stubbornness usually got him into messes with "Father;"
- Grandma Ogg, who (due to a metal plate in her head) could receive television signals onto her glasses so that folks could come and watch shows;
- Clara Kimball Moots, the town's high-society leader; and,
- Ludlow Bean, Leonard Box, and Wallace Swine, assorted male townspeople who coped with strange everyday occurrences.
Some examples from the Letters:
- "Elsie Krack arrived back in town yesterday. You remember, son, she left town two weeks ago by rail. Leonard Box and Byron Ogg were carrying the rail."
- "Ludlow Bean, the groom [at his wedding to Birdie Rodd], got pretty banged up at the wedding. Somebody hit him with some rice. It was still in the fifty-pound bag."
- "The entire population of Mount Idy--308 souls in all--was rushed to the Mount Idy Emergency Hospital on Memorial Day, due to a slight oversight on the part of Ludlow Bean. At noon, the old Civil War cannon in the town square was fired, and everybody in town rushed out to the park and dove into our new swimming pool. Ludlow Bean was the only one who didn't go to the hospital. He was also the one who forgot to fill the pool."
- "We all saw Elsie Krack the other day, which made us all very happy, because when you see Elsie at this time of the year it means six weeks of good weather."
- "[Leonard Box and his wife] were such a lovely couple. She was so bowlegged and he was so knock-kneed that when they walked down the street they spelled OX."
- "I was going to send you that $5 I owe you but I see I have already sealed the envelope."
- "We had a fire in the bathroom. Luckily, it didn't spread to the house."
- "Son, I don't mind those two [Father and Grandpa Ogg] insulting each other, but I think your father went just a little bit too far when he and Grandpa went out in the hot sun to play Croquet and Grandpa had a stroke--and your father made him count it."
- "We're all proud of Ludlow [Bean]. When he first came to Mount Idy, he started out in a small way. He started as an organ grinder, with one small monkey. He worked hard and saved. Two years later he expanded--now he has a pipe organ and a gorilla. He doesn't have any trouble with people putting money in the cup now."
- "Well, son, I must close now and go help your father. He just went down to the barn to feed the pigs with Grandpa Ogg. There's a big fist fight going on down there. Grandpa doesn't want to be fed to the pigs. Love, Mamma."
"Weaver" issued books compiled from the letters, and also recorded a comedy album based on the routine for Columbia Records.
[edit] Later career and legacy
In his "Charley Weaver" persona, he was later a regular on the original version of the television show Hollywood Squares, placed in an oft-visited 'square' (lower left) to give him a good deal of comic opportunities. That gig did not lend itself well to the "Letters from Mamma" theme, so he shifted his standard joke setting to his presumed residency in a nursing home, which he simply referred to as "out to The Home". He was known for his delivery of one-liners on the show:
Question: "Charlie, your girlfriend has a cold. Will you catch it by kissing her?"
Weaver: "I'M gonna try for DOUBLE PNEUMONIA!"
He continued his "Charley Weaver" characterization on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, with the same corny humor. One time Carson happened to mention something about Arquette's fondness for alcohol. Arquette replied with apparent seriousness, "I don't drink any more, Johnny." Carson asked, "You don't?" Arquette came back with, "No, I don't drink any more... But I don't drink any less!"
One notable exception to his perennial portrayal of "Charley Weaver" was his characterization of Mrs. Butterworth of syrup fame. He dressed as the brand's "old lady" icon, affected an obviously falsetto voice ("Hello! Mrs. Butterworth here!") and continued to sport his moustache. Additionally, he played the role of General Sam Courage (for whom Fort Courage was named) in the March 30, 1967 episode of F Troop.
Arquette was a Civil War buff, and in the 50's opened the Charlie Weaver Museum of the Civil War in Gettysburg, PA. The Museum was housed in a building that had served as headquarters for General O. O. Howard during the Battle of Gettysburg, and remained in operation for about ten years. The site is now the Soldiers National Museum.
Arquette spent some time in hospital in the early 1970s, due to heart disease. Although he appeared to have recovered, he died of a stroke in 1974, at the age of 68.
[edit] Selected bibliography
[Arquette writing in character as "Charley Weaver:"]
- Charley Weaver's Letters From Mamma (with introduction by Jack Paar; John C. Winston Co., 1959)
- Charley Weaver's Family Album (These Are My People) (John C. Winston Co., 1960)
