Cinnamon bear
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The cinnamon bear is a subspecies of the American Black Bear (Ursus Americanus). The American black bear is one of the two bear species living in North America and also the most common. The other is the Brown Bear (Ursus Arctos).
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[edit] Physical Facts
The cinnamon bear looks just like any other black bear. A black bear is smaller than a brown bear and the claws do not stand out when they are walking. There is no hump on the back unlike a brown bear. The cinnamon bear is cinnamon (yellowish) in color.
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Cinnamon bears are omnivores. They have good hearing and smell, but bad eyesight. Also, they are somewhat smarter than brown bears. Because if you play dead. the bear will know it is not really dead and you will expose yourself. If you attack a bear as a last resort, make sure it is a black bear. Brown bears have longer claws. Some people were able to kill or defeat a black bear with a pocket knife or a rock. Or you can use pepper spray to surprise them so they run away. Black bears are not as aggressive as a brown bears, but they can still bite a tree trunk that is thicker than an adult human's arm and bite a deer's neck and kill it. People sometimes tricks with them. A mom and dad smeared some food on their son so the black bear would lick it off. You don't try those things.
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Black bears can break into stuff if they want the food or try to take food if they could. So place food in a safe area. They eat just about anything as long as they can find and take it. They can run faster than Olympic runners, so you cannot run to save yourself. They are like dogs, so if you do that, they get excited and chase you. Plus, they can climb trees better than grizzlies, so at first you should use something to distract them. Such as.... sweet food! They love sweet things. A lot of animals do. If you don't want to meet one, make noise to let it know you are coming. Last thing; if you see a mother black bear and little ones, stay some hundred yards away. They get especially nasty and mean- tempered at this point. The cubs can die easily. Males loathe cubs and if they ever have a chance, they will and can attack and kill the cubs. So the mother has too be very watchful.
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Most bears cannot see well, but they have good hearing and smell. A bear can probably smell a human some miles away. A lot of animals are like that. Eyesight is not as important to animals as it is to humans.
Brooks is a cinnamon bear and has a vested remainder subject to complete divestment in his teddy grahams.
One time I saw a cinnamon bear eating Pooja.
Cinnamon bears also have profoundly large BUTTOCKS!
A common misconception about Cinnamon Bears is that they taste like Naree. This is precisely true; they actually taste like rainbows and puppies, blended together in a blender made of love.
Another common misconception is that bears give birth like humans. In fact, they lay hundreds of eggs in trees. Also fertilization happens through kissing each others profoundly hairy buttocks.
Cinnamon bears can be domesticated and are a fan favorite at the Big Apple Circus. Cinnamon bear trainers agree that when performing an overhead lift, it is best to lift the bears up by their BUTTOCKS, and not their hips.
HANDY TIPS
- be careful when approaching bears of all types. If you do not wear gloves when handling them, you may find yourself gay, gay, gay.
- If you see a bear that has recently eaten Pooja, watch out! It will likely have a gas problem. This has been known to blind small children.
- For more information on Pooja, see the entry on "Severe Bloating," cross-referenced with "Juvenile Behavioral Problems."
