User:Cheese with a moose

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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!

This user page is incredibly stupid. Extended viewing may cause nausea, vomiting, constipation, fish, telephone, taco, pickle, anal seepage, low gas milage, blindness, more constipation, Chuck Norris roudhouse kicking you, Mike Tyson biting your ears off, yet another bout of constipation, Tom Cruise beligerantly assalting your living room furniture on national television, pants, or all of the above.

Hammer time!

Hi, this is JJmetesh, and I have a lot of free time. Yay free time!

Some things you all should care about:

• Led Zeppelin

• Create the friggin' Fred the Monkey page again!

• The Simpsons

• Family Guy

• Mario

If you should feel the need to vandalize, please do it here

this is my stress meter.

Yay Goatee Man!

This user completely enjoys pie

This is not a real award. Those of you dumb enough to think I deserve one should be keel-hauled

Yay spinning!!

vandalize

[edit] SANDWICH

I like cheese

"Dear Tom Cruise, Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didn’t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds? Please, I’m crying out for help." - Alton Brown, Food Network host of Good Eats and Iron Chef America

How do you like them apples, Tommy?

Look at those potatoes

Wimpy the fat Hamburger guy from popeye I think. Maybe not. I'm not entirely sure, but he has a striking resemblance. Still, he could be someone else. Like Curtis Conrad. Who smells of rotten fish. He is the antichrist, which is bad. He also eats like a horse and claims superiority to Chuck Norris. Which we all know is wrong. ♪Do Do Do♪. Am I still typing? I guess I forgot to stop. oh well. I have nothing better to do. Curtis smells like feet!!

Canada is where syrup comes from

This is for all the times I had to clean up the stupid crap that you morons constantly write.

[edit] B

• "Bowel Moves" by Bob Rivers (Parody of "Night Moves" by Bob Seger)

[edit] C

• "Constipation Blues" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins

[edit] D

• "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow" by Frank Zappa

[edit] F

• "Female Defecation" by Infected

[edit] J

• "Johnny Poopoopants" by Group X

[edit] L

• "Let's Make The Water Turn Black" by Frank Zappa
• "Lonely Swedish (The Bum Bum Song)" by Tom Green

[edit] M

• "Make Poop" by Mr. Safety
• "Malignant Defecation" by Carcass
• "Mister Hankey (the christmas poo)" from South Park

[edit] P

• "A Pound for a Brown (On The Bus)" by Frank Zappa

[edit] S

• "Shit on you" by D12
• "Spread Scat Boogie" by The Meatmen

[edit] T

• "Together In Pooping" by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

[edit] Krazy Kat

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[edit] Licensing

The image above is (possibly) copyrighted to King Features Syndicate. Rationale for its use in the Wikipedia article Krazy Kat:

1. The use on the Internet version of Wikipedia is educational and non-commercial (other re-uses of the image might not be);
2. The image reproduced is a single panel from a larger complete comic strip that does not harm the ability of the copyright-holder (if any) to profit from its reproduction;
3. The image has been reduced in quality from the original.

This is scribbly!! انتشارات بین المللی نوید شیراز در سال 1349 هـ . ش با انتشار نخستین کتاب تحت عنوان "زهرا (س) زهره ای درخشیده تر" فعالیت خود را آغاز کرد، تا کنون بیش از 1350 عنوان کتاب منتشر کرده، 14 بار ناشر برتر کشور در نمایشگاه بین المللی کتاب تهران، 27 بار ناشر برتر استانی، 6 بار در 6 دوره برگزاری جشن فرهنگ فارس به عنوان ناشر برتر استان انتخاب گردیده است. نقش انتشارات نوید شیراز در احیاء، معرفی و گسترش تاریخ، فرهنگ و هنر اصیل و ماندگار گوشه گوشه کشور به ویژه فارس بزرگ بسیار تاثیرگذار بوده، شهرهای کوچک، بزرگ استان که علی رغم پشتوانه های غنی فرهنگی در شناخت و معرفی آنها کوتاهی شده که خوشبختانه بسیاری از آنها با کوشش و همت محققان و پدیدآورندگان گرانقدر در غالب کتاب های ارزشمند به دوستداران و شیفتگان فرهنگ غرورآفرین ایران زمین تقدیم گردیده است.

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