User:Chechbegunia

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Chech Begunia (Pronounciated "Shesh Begg-oon-yah") was born in a crater in the centre of the Carpathian Basin in 1892 and is an immortal Hungarian novelist and philosophy processor. He churns out 182 different philosophies per minute, and has a personal best of 12. His masterful talent for computing and philosophy was noticed at a young age by the village milkman - Gilbert "dilapidated" Argentina. His potential was soon realised by the inhabitants of the crater, and he was soon ushered to Budapest on a kaleidoscope powered handbag. [[1]] Chech living the "high-life"

One of Chech's most notable discoveries was that of the secrets of immortality. He discovered this, ironically, whilst trying to iron a shirt for the international convention of philosophers, and the idea sprung into his CPU that he could become immortal. He realised that all that was restricting him from staying alive was the intricate network of veins, arteries and solder, and he could avoid the obscurities of death by eradicating his vital organs. He now sells his treatment on eBay, and TVSN.

Early Life

Chech was a scandalous boy back in his mortal-days, and as a result, was contempt to study philosophy for 28 years at the Woolomoloo, Australia. He was there interrogated for four hundred moments, then set free.

Chech Today

After discovering immortality, Chech is living an example of his new experimental philosophy - "living life like there's 18 tomorrows for every 30 seconds of life, if x equals the number of 30 second brackets of life, and the number of potential tomorrows is 2x * 29% of the nearest tickle factor." In doing this, he has projected a large collection of hats onto the wall of his 183 bedroom shoebox apartment, counted the number of soothing fingerprints on each one.

Truly a modern-day crater-Confucius, Chech Begunia will literally live forever, in a disturbing yet fascinating way.