User:Charlotteallison

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Charlotte Allison is a mythical character from the darkest Scissorian legends. She was known to haunt the cheese factories every Thursday night and steal the prized provisions. Though no human has ever understood her origin, it is said by many that she was born out of the Boston Harbour at the time of the Boston Tea Party. A little-known fact is that the ship was not only filled with tea, but with cheese. A common phrase in Scissorland is "weep thou the tears of Charlotte Allison when the cheese is a'missing." Beware. Keep the cheese on the kitchen table, lest your cupboards be haunted....