Carlin at Carnegie Hall

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Carlin at Carnegie Hall
Studio album by George Carlin
Recorded	October 12, 1982
Genre	Comedy
Producer(s)	Brenda Carlin

"Carlin at Carnegie" is George Carlin's third special to be seen on HBO, recorded at Carnegie Hall, New York City in 1982, released in 1983. Most of the material comes from him A Place for My Stuff, the album released earlier that same year. Unlike the first two, this special was edited down to an hour and routines from the same show like "A place for My Stuff" and "Baseball and Football" do not appear in this special in contradiction to many internet descriptions. The final performance of "Seven Dirty Words," his last recorded performance of the routine, features Carlin's updated list (read from an oversized scroll):

"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Fart, Turd, Twat, Crap, Balls, Prick, Asshole, Jackoff, Jerkoff, Scumbag, Douchebag, Hardon, Rod-on, Boner, Stiff, Pisshard, Blueballs, Nookie, Koose, Gash, Slash, Holds, Slitz, Snatchbox, Beaver, Pussy, Bearded Clam, Jizum, Cum, Cream, Juice, Pecker, Peckerhead, Peckertracks, Dick, Dork, Dong, Donacker, Wang, Slong, Slwontz, Pork, Crabs, Ass, Butt, Hiney, Tuckis, Bum, Bungs, Cheeks, Screw, Laid, Diddle, Plow, Hump, Bang, Poke, Batter, Wham, Knock-up, Bugger, Brown, Juggs, Bazooms, Knockers, Knobs, Lungs, Balloons, Dildo, Joystick, Hairpie, Muff, Cornhole, Rimjob, Blowjob, Sugarbowl-pie, Suck-off, Give-head, Sit-on-my-face, Buttfuck, Fingerfuck, Clap, Kleek, 69, 71 which is 69 with 2 fingers up your ass, daisechain, circlejerk, cockteaser, wet-dream, cunt-struck, pussywhipped, short-arm, tuna-taco, group-grope, milking-the-chicken, bulldagger, gangbang, ballbreaker, ballbuster, mircan, bananas and cream, up the old dirt road, around the world, beat-your-meat, whack-off, flogging your dung, pouning your pud, beating the bishop, poontang, dingleberry, sit on it, fudgepacker, milking the lizard, fartface, old fart, farting around fartsniffer, ream, snake, raincoat, quickie, queer, queen, puts, put-out, push, beef-injection, dog-style, pop your cookies, bust-your-nuts, one-eyed-monster, knob, pocket pool, tail, piddle, paddle the pickle, one-man-band, snapper, notch, rod, shaft, stick, piece of ass, god damn it, pimp, fucker, punk, faggot, dyke, lesie, box-lunch, sea-food, hand-job, hammer, hatch, head-job, hot-nuts, hum-jog, prong, jellyroll, jerk-the-gerken, lob, meatwhistle, cheese, scatfan, middle-leg, wanking, booty, love-mussle, snapping pussy, ghost, bitch, bastard, clam, bite the brown, going up mustard road, bone-on, bush, button, cunt-lapper, cherry, tool, dingus, quift, quim, get off, joint, piece, stem, root, crack, cootch, crud, eat me, fuck you, up your ass, get laid, fuck-off, piss-off, piss on you, stick it, stuff it, ram it, jam it, cram it, horny, peter, the one eyed wonder worm, piece-of-ass, little brown eyeball, golden showers, pound cake, boy in the boat, brown eyes, brown nose, sloppy seconds, Mongolian cluster fuck, rod of love, copping a field, copping a cherry, copping a joint, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton pony, dipping your wick, going down on, dry hump, fist fuck, skin-flute, French job, furburger, nuts, get your rocks off, get in, get it up, hung, ginch, gobbel, disel dyke, rubber, shoot, sift, wod, cocksman, tip-fuck, ton, rough-trade, trick, weenie, and yodelling in the gully."

[edit] Track listing

1. Program opening
2. Abortion
3. Professional Comedian
4. Heart Attack
5. Rice Krispies
6. Have a Nice Day
7. Ice Box Man
8. Fussy Eater 1 & 2
9. New News
10. The Musical Portion of the Show
11. Dogs & Cats
12. Filthy Words