User:Captbunzo

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Paul J. Thompson was

Born in Denver, Colorado on 6 December 1977, Thompson was interrupted an episode of M*A*S*H that his mother was watching while in labor. The exact episode being watched is not known. He was birthed by Dr. Dana L. Slawson, whom his mother later discribed as a ditz. Sorry, Dana.

Thompson lived in Denver, Colorado from birth until the age of seven when he moved with his family to Pearl River, Lousiana. He lived there until the age of 16, when he moved to and graduated from high school in the town of Ardmore, Oklahoma. Thompson then attended Oklahoma State University, where he graduated with a Bachelor's in Computer Science in May 2001. Since then, Thompson has worked for various companies and lived in Mission, Kansas and then in Ardmore, Oklahoma again.

Thompson has collected a number of hobbies thus forth in his life. During the Sprint of 2000, Thompson began experimenting with Woodworking. During the Summer of 2004, Thompson realized he was interested in Amateur Photography. And most recently, Thompson begain Reefkeeping during Summer 2005.

Thompson has began several rather short lived clubs. While studying at Oklahoma State University, Thompson founded the Stillwater Linux Users Group. This club was reasonably successful and survived for around 3-4 years, to his knowledge. In the Fall of 2005, Thompson founded the Southern Oklahoma Marine Aquarium Society. However, due to being a lazy bum, this club did not really survive past the end of the year 2005. Rumors are that it may yet be revived.

Fans have never nicknamed him "The Great Paul Thompson". He posseses unremarkable drumming skills and power. His drumming has never influenced the drumming of anyone. In fact, he is not a drummer, does not play ice hockey, and has neve done any research that was really worth publishing.

Lastly, Thompson created this page in May 2006 because Wikipedia is freaking cool. And after all, shouldn't everyone have a page in wikipedia???