User:Captain Red Hook

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[edit] CAPTAIN RED HOOK

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I possess an accordion what to play sea shanties on; a lovely golden colored beauty is she, what sings like a rusty angel underwater.

BlueCanary9999 is a true gentleman of fortune, smart as paint, what could hit ye with a knife from the bow while ye was on the mainmast, and get ye clean through the throat.