Canadian Road Trip
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| “Canadian Road Trip” | |
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| That '70s Show episode | |
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| Episode no. | Season 3 Episode 74 |
| Written by | Dave Schiff |
| Directed by | David Trainer |
| Production no. | 323 |
| Original airdate | May 8, 2001 |
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Canadian Road Trip is episode 323 of the FOX sitcom That '70s Show.
[edit] Synopsis
Eric, Fez, Hyde and Kelso get ready for a road trip to Canada to buy Canadian beer. Before entering the car, they find Leo waiting for them. Once they have the beer, and they check for their ID's, they are distraught when Fez realises that he's lost his Green Card, which leads them to hide Fez amongst the boxes of beer, which is discovered by the officer that is waiting at the border. They are taken into the immigration office for questioning. The mounties ask them things like what their business in Canada is. In the end, the mounties decide to call the kids parents, leading Fez to say: "Oh, Red is going to kill you". However, Kelso saves the day by leading the gang to sing "Oh Canada", that makes the mounties enjoy the anthem. However, they are still not off the hook, but they are let off the hook after they say they will give them their imported beer. Fez then finds his green card in his right shoe. They are free to leave Canada, but not with the beer.
Meanwhile, Jackie is offered a modelling contract, while Donna insists that it's a scam. Jackie doesn't believe her at first and applies. Later that night, when she comes back to deposit her cheque which covers her fees. Donna says that she then supports Jackie, and wants to be a model as well, and the model agent asks Donna to flip her hair. When she complements Donna's modeling ability, Jackie is convinced that it is a scam when she believes the agent thinks that Donna is a potential model. She then storms out.
Elsewhere, Red receives a raise, that he spends on a Betamax, and he insists to record an episode of Roots, which he won't allow Kitty to watch until it finishes recording, which backfires when he forgets to put in the tape.
[edit] Quotes
- Mountie - "What are you doin' in Canada?"
- Leo - "What are you doin' in Canada?"
- Hyde - "We're apart of an elite high school terrorist team, Strike Force Wisconsin."
- Eric - "We came here to get the beer, and I love Rush, Fly By Night, Ow!"
- Kelso - "Well if ham's Canadian Bacon, then what the hell do you call bacon?"
- Fez - "Me no speakess English."
- Mountie - "What's your business in Canada?"
- Leo - "What's your business in Canada?"
- Eric - "What? Getting Beer"
- Kelso - "Every once in a while, do you ever get an American nickel in your change?"
- Fez - "Me no understando"
- Mountie - "What's your reason for coming to Canada Eh?"
- Leo - "What's your reason for--"
- Mountie - "Shut up!"
- Hyde - "Yeah, I'm here to nail Margaret Trudeau"
- Mounties - "Been there, done that"
- Eric - "Beer, Beer, BEER!"
- Kelso - Are those snow shoes hard to walk in? There tennis rackets aren't they?"
- Fez - "Wefodibbydooby"
