Buttons the Bear

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Buttons is one of the puppets on the Canadian television show Puppets Who Kill airing on the Comedy Network. He is voiced by puppeteer James Rankin.

Designed by market experts for a mascot in a big shot market company, Buttons lost his job due to reasons of moral turpitude.

Contents 1 Jail Number 2 Likes 3 Dislikes 4 Goals

[edit] Jail Number

• KILL - 45 - 802

[edit] Likes

• Lonely widows with trust funds.

• Seeing his reflection in a lifeless, unblinking eye.

[edit] Dislikes

• Angry husbands and Nine out of Ten Commandments.

[edit] Goals

• To beat Wilt Chamberlain's claimed record of having sex with 20,000 women.