Brother Theodore

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Brother Theodore (11 November 1906 - 5 April 2001) was a monologuist and comedian known for rambling, stream of consciousness dialogues which he called "stand up tragedy." He was born Theodore Gottlieb into a wealthy family in Düsseldorf, Germany, where his father was a magazine publisher. Theodore attended the University of Cologne. Under Nazi rule, he was imprisoned at the Dachau concentration camp until he signed over his family's fortune for one Reichsmark. After being deported for chess hustling from Switzerland he went to Austria where Albert Einstein, a family friend, helped him escape to the United States. He worked as a janitor at Stanford University, a dockworker in San Francisco and played a bit part in Orson Welles' The Stranger before moving to New York City.

Brother Theodore made a number of movie appearances beginning in the 1940s and continuing into the 1990s. These roles were mostly small parts in B-movies, although he did provide the voice of Gollum in the 1977 made-for-television animated version of The Hobbit and the follow-up adaptation of The Return of the King. Talk-show viewers probably remember Theodore for his 16 appearances on NBC's Late Night with David Letterman in the '80s, and prior to that his appearances on The Merv Griffin Show and The Joey Bishop Show in the '60s and '70s. In the early 1980s, he was a regular on the Billy Crystal Show. Up until the late 1990s, he was a guest actor in several episodes of Joe Frank: Work in Progress radio show on NPR. An excellent article on Theodore appeared in RAVE magazine (with color photos) and segments from it are in the book Who's Who in Comedy. Just prior to his death from pneumonia, he taped several monologues for the controversial documentary series, Disinformation. Brother Theodore died in New York City in 2001.

A documentary of Brother Theodore's life is being produced and directed by South Carolinan Jeff Sumerel and is currently in post-production, scheduled for release in 2007. Recent photo of Theodore by Ronald L. Smith.

Contents 1 Discography 2 Quotes 3 Television appearances 4 Radio appearances 5 External links

[edit] Discography

(Theodore in an) Entertainment of Sinister and Disconcerting Humor (1955)

"Proscenium 21 Recorded at Carnegie Hall on May 21, 1955 at Midnight" 33 1/3 RPM 12" and 10" (rare)

Side A: Tears from a Glass Eye

Side B: With a Tongue of Madness

Coral Records Presents...Theodore (in Stereo) (1959)

Coral Records CRL 57322 33 1/3 RPM 12"

Side A: 1) Introduction and Berenice 2) The Willow Landscape 3) Curse of the Toad

Side B: 1) Quadrupedism

45rpm Single (1972)

P.I.P. Records (A Division of Pickwick International, Inc.) PIP 8918 45 RPM 7"

Side A: Lisolotta Bindel

Side B: I'm Just Plain Folks

[edit] Quotes

• "I am in the prime of my senility."
• "Ladies and gentlemen, it is my sincere wish that immediately after my death, my head be severed from my body, and that it be replaced by a bouquet of broccoli. It's the artist in me."
• "I've gazed into the abyss and the abyss gazed into me, and neither of us liked what we saw."
• "In this best of all possible worlds, everything is in a hell of a mess."
• Going into surgery: "If I die, best wishes for the rest of your life. If I don't—I'll phone you."
• "The best thing is not to be born. But who is as lucky as that? To whom does it happen? Not to one among millions and millions of people."
• "Dear God, if you exist, please help me! And if you don't exist…help me anyway!"
• "What do we know about the beyond? Do we know what's behind the beyond? I'm afraid some of us hardly know what's beyond the behind."
• "The only thing that keeps me alive is the hope of dying young."
• "I should have known better than to sell roses in a fish market!"
• "You can train a rat. Yes, if you work for hours and days and months and years, you can train a rat. But when you're done, all you'll have is a trained rat!"
• "One day, David Letterman, one day my picture will be on every postage stamp...!"
• "I am what you call a "controversial figure". People either hate me or they despise me."
• "There are those who would rather shake the Devil by the tail than me by the hand."
• "I'm looking for a rich widow of 13, the perfect portable mistress."
• "All the great spiritual leaders are dead .... Moses is dead .... Muhammed is dead .... Buddha is dead .... and I'm not feeling so hot myself!"
• "Her hair was of a dank yellow, and fell over her temples like sauerkraut, her face was sweaty like a chunk of rancid pork..."
• "What this country needs, and I'm not joking, is a dictator. I feel the time is right, and the place congenial, and I am ready. I will be strict but just. Heads will roll, and corpses will swing from every lamppost."
• "My mumsy and my popsy both died years before I was born, and my sister and my uncle were identical twins, which is probably more than you can say for yourself!"
• "My name, as you may have guessed, is Theodore. I come from a strange stock. The members of my family were mostly epileptics, vegetarians, stutterers, triplets, nailbiters. But we've always been happy." (original 1960s version of this routine)
• "I come from extremely bad stock. The members of my family were mostly punks. Punks, blockheads, fishwives, vegetarians, triplets, nail biters. But I've always been happy." (1980s version as performed on David Letterman's show.)
• "Only what we have lost forever do we possess forever. Only when we have drunk from the river of darkness can we truly see. Only when our legs have rotted off can we truly dance. As long as there is death, there is hope"

[edit] Television appearances

• The Joey Bishop Show: 10/31/67, 11/8/67 [dates needed]
• The Merv Griffin Show: [dates needed]
• The Tomorrow Show with Tom Snyder: 10/31/77
• Late Night with David Letterman (NBC): 9/10/82, 10/20/82, 2/3/83, 5/19/83, 7/8/83, 9/7/83, 2/21/84, 5/16/84, 9/17/84, 12/19/84, 7/8/85, 10/31/85, 9/17/86, 7/24/87, 1/13/88, 2/17/89 Source:alt.fan.letterman

[edit] Radio appearances

• Joe Frank's radio shows. Episodes: The Decline of Spengler, The End, A Tour of the City, Black Light

• Steve Post's The Outside radio show on WBAI in New York during the 1960s and 70's.

[edit] External links

• Brother Theodore at the Internet Movie Database
• BT dark humor fansite
• "Brother Theodore" documentary homepage