Boned!

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Boned!
Studio album (comedy) by The Twelfth Man
Released	2006
Recorded	November 2006
Genre	Australian humour music, Comedy
Length	156 minutes (2 hours, 36 minutes)
Label	EMI
Producer(s)	Billy Birmingham David "Froggy" Frogatt
The Twelfth Man chronology
The Final Dig? (2001)	Boned! (2006)	TBA

This article is about the album. "Boned" is also an Australian slang term which refers to someone losing their job or something being cancelled.

Boned! is the seventh album released (eighth release overall) by the The Twelfth Man, released on December 2, 2006.

Boned! officially debuted on the Australian ARIA Chart at #1 on December 11, 2006 and sold 4x Platinum(280,000) to date[1].

Contents 1 Story 2 Track listing 2.1 Disc 1 2.2 Disc 2 3 Media 4 Trivia 5 References

[edit] Story

Due to the recent spree of cost-cutting at the Nine Network, new CEO Eddie McGuire has "boned" the entire cricket commentary team, and replaced them with one person; The Twelfth Man himself, Billy Birmingham. Naturally, this gets the team's captain Richie Benaud incredibly mad, as Birmingham has made a living from impersonating them for over 20 years, with no compensation what so ever.

This has lead to Richie attempting to get himself and the team their jobs back by running "Operation Kill Billy". This includes appearing on Alan Jones's breakfast program and starting a petition, all to no avail. Also he seeks the assistance of the Prime Minister John Howard to get their jobs back.

Their plans are interrupted briefly by an injury crisis for the touring English cricket side which sees both Tony Greig and Mark Nicholas being recruited into the team for a test being held at the WACA Ground, without much success.

Richie engages the help of Australian music legend Michael Gudinski, and Australian Idol host Andrew G. The team does a cover version of Birmingham's hit "Marvellous," with a modern rap rock edge, which fails badly.

In the end, unknown to Richie, who is planning to pay off Birmingham in order to get him to quit, Billy tenders his resignation to McGuire, stating it's the most he's ever worked and it's affecting his golf.

[edit] Track listing

[edit] Disc 1

1. The Boning!
2. The Golf Course
3. The Dream
4. Team Meeting #1
5. The Shithole #1 (the New Office)
6. Alan Jones Radio Show
7. The Shithole #2
8. The Gabba - Australia v. England Day One

[edit] Disc 2

1. The Gudinski Meeting
2. Martin Place
3. Team Meeting #2
4. Team Meeting #3
5. The WACA - Australia v. England Day Two
6. Marvellous!
7. Sorry Eddie
8. The Shithole #3
9. The Lunch
10. Sucked In

[edit] Media

On November 26, 2006, The Sydney Morning Herald interviewed Billy Birmingham regarding Boned! and the 12th Man series.^[1]

[edit] Trivia

• The album's title Boned! comes from the press reaction to the Mark Llewellyn affidavit that revealed that McGuire wanted to sack, or "bone" Today presenter Jessica Rowe.
• This marks the debut of Nine's English commentator Mark Nicholas as a character, as does Alan Jones and Eddie McGuire.
• Andrew G from Australian Idol makes a guest appearance, attempting to teach the commentary team how to speak like rappers.
• A modern version of the original song "Marvellous" is covered in this album, featuring backing vocals from Jimmy Barnes (and his children), and Johnny Diesel.
• This album made it to #1 on the ARIA Charts - on its debut, making this 7 out of 7 albums to achieve the same feat. The only Australian artist to do so.

[edit] References

1. ^ Swanton, Will. "Marvellous stuff, that, 12th Man's back", Sydney Morning Herald, 2006-11-26. Retrieved on December 16, 2006.