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Bombers 2003 (born October 5, 1954) is the king of wit on BigFooty.

Is a fan of Aaron Hennemann, Jim Buckley, Chris L. Johnson, Nathan G. Brown and Damien Peverill.

1 Bombers 2003 Quote Archive
2 The Fight
3 Profile
4 Contributions

[edit] Bombers 2003 Quote Archive

The following are vintage quotes from the great man.

Obviously all u blokes are Golfers,what happened to terms like Birdy,Eagles and Albatrosses etc. [1] (20/2/06)
But what about his mate Jim Bob? [2] (21-2-06)
Well if you go and loan it to Benny Cousins whatja 'spect

Did ya really espec Benny boy to return it? I mean, ya new he'd high tail it as soon as he saw the booze bus. [3] (23-2-06)

Is that used or disused Mineshaft? [4] (7-3-06)
In response to milnedog44's "What don't know could fill a bunnings store": We know what u dont know would fill the Library of Congress and the british Library (16-3-06) [5]
I'm afraid they dont let people who are still at kindy into clubs in Melbourne. So how is it possible Crackers ,Lenny*,H23 etc get into our clubs? [6] (30-3-06)
In response to a grammar-related attack by Gets! - Gets! fooked. (3-4-06) [7]
How do you spell Hawthorn? D-O-R-K-T-O-R-N (15-4-06) [8]
Last year i got a email saying i won $1,000,000 in a british lottery and they wanted $2,500 transfer fee to place money in my bank account

So u can see why i dont think it's funny.[9]

Some of the 33 male posters are female because they support Richmond [10]
You when you're parthenogenetic you can up yourself. [11]
Suzi is an alias. OOOPS she is banned. [12] (5-7-06)
As long as it wasnt a maiden over!

Yuk Yuk Yuk [13] (17-7-06)

You said 'you're a cripple'

i said 'morally and intelleuctally'

is that english enough for you? [14] (20-7-06)

I thought it might too difficult to ask,when's the anal surgery tonite? [15] (25-9-06)
He asked rJ 'have u got a spare room?'and i said'Somebody's been kicked off the couch'.You know as in kicked out of the ? and sleeping on the couch.DER! [16] (12-10-06)
rJ

there's nothing wrong with chicks with big Ti OPPPPPPPS You said big upper arms,i thought u said Big Tits! (13-10-06) [17]

You know Charles Darwin was a Pigeon Fancier and discussed Pigeons in The Descent of Man and at least 2 other books? (14-10-06) [18]
Jingle bells jingle bells

choking all the way

South Australia smells

The crows play football without a coach

to lead them all the way to a premiership

Jingle bells Jingle bells

doesnt it just smell?

[19] (7-12-06) What did u study?brain surgery?-but that i would doubt [20] (30-1-07)

[edit] The Fight

In 2006, Bombers was involved in a fight with tigerboyz [21]

Later that week Bombers had a fight with his wheelchair bound gym instructor over a protein shake stain on the crotch area of his leotard. They made up shortly after in the sauna.

During the month of September 2006 the great man joined http://www.hacksawed.com/forum under the alias of 'Will Ryker' however he recieved many a pwning and became known to all as 'Willy Lyker'