Talk:Bloody Sunday (1887)

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bloody sunday was not the day that many were ruthlessly murdered, but it was a day of embarrasment, impecible idiocracy and a wide variety of foolishness things. Elizebeth downing of 3rd street quarters was in a hurry one day. She forgot to set her alarm one day and woke up not one minute past quarter to six in the morning. that very morning determined whether or not she would be chosen as a model for the new Kalven kliene underwear ads everyone was ranting and raving about. She was furious for she was usually tardy and blamed her alarm clock for putting her through this ordeal of problems on the very day of her interview. Well she thought to her self she owuld save time if she skipped a shower and jus cleaned up. well, well, well the story takes an unusual twist as she forgot it was that time of the month. Oh Elizebeth hwo could you forget my dear child, instead of worrying about your daily issues worry abotu changing your rag you old jackcracker! well back to the story she went to the interview and lets say she had a little cloggage. as soon as she posed for her photo to be taken, blood started to expel form her extravities and dribble down her leg like a leaking faucet, on that day no one would forget it. Not the photographers, not the models waiting for their turns, not the manager, of course Kalvene heard about it and had a good laugh so he wont be forgetting for a while and most of all not elizebeth for she would be known as "bloody Sunday" that is the story of one of the worst things that could possibly happen to a human being in the history since the start of humanity. well my friends you can return to your studies, equipped with the real facts and stop throwing up. i daresay puke is quite disgusting and it is hard to get rid of if you should stain yourself. except for dockers, they are exceptional pants and must say though this is a little bit off topic anyone who reads this should drop what their doing and immediatly buy a pair.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 216.108.166.163 (talk • contribs).