User:Bladedoutlaw
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Blaid (born August 21, 1990) is the whiny emo.
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[edit] History
[edit] Origins
Blaid the Dancing Sponge's origins are something of a mystery, although there are those who believe he was created by the very essance of Chuck Norris. This process appearntly involved Chuck Norris masturbating infront of a mirror in the middle of a flaming pentagram, and when he ejaculated, his semen round-house kicked the mirror bringing Blaid the Dancing Sponge into being. There are other theories as to how Blaid came to be, but this is the least widely accepted one.
After Blaid came into being, he promptly forgot where he came from and lived in a place for some time with people under the name Bladed Outlaw. This was of course a very stupid name as Blaid come up with it himself and Blaid can very rarely do anything of any intelligence or significant importance.
[edit] Yugimonz
To cope with his beloved pogeymonz no longer being considered "cool", "hip," or "in" Blaid turned to yugimonz which is widely known the world over as a very, very powerful childrens card game that can influence the strands of destiny. These manipulated cloth acronymic plot devices are what pulled Blaid into the realm of online dueling where he met Sane Orange. Sane and Blaid had an uninteresting conversation and then dueled. Sane won. Sane then took Blaid as his deciple learner student. Later that day Blaid met Vamp. Vamp and Blaid dueled. Someone won, I'm not sure, I wasn't there and all the accounts are very shoddy. Stuff happend and Blaid became one of the four founding members of Chaotic Union of Narcissistic Teammates. More stuff happend and the fourth founding member ceased being a member, then even more stuff happend that brought Alch in to be the new fourth member, which resulted in a bunch more stuff happening.
[edit] Member of C.U.N.T.
As a member of the Union, Blaid flurished. Noteably he dropped the stupid name Bladed Outlaw and went by his true now found name Blaid the Dancing Sponge. He also got better at yugimonz by losing to almost everyone with variable frequency, until he got to the point where he could not lose as much as he used to lose. Blaid also preforms one important duty within the Union he is somewhat proud of, and that is his imagemaking. Blaid now supplies the images for the Union's yugimonzing.
[edit] Misc. Info
Blaid is a practicioner of SATAN Masturbation arts and a NARZEK hold-em champion.
[edit] Relatives
Despite his orgins from the essance of Chuck Norris, Blaid is in no way related to him through DNA testing. The rest of Blaid's relatives remain a mystery, although it is rumored that he has fathered a fetid hellspawn.
